D.J.Campbell

[Mawsley]

Ever tried vodka and Rohypnol?

A balaclava and a knife is far cheaper.

 

[homer]

Ever tried vodka and Rohypnol?

A balaclava and a knife is far cheaper.

No chloroform ?

Honestly, people these days........:icon_roll

 

[DesertFox]

Whatever happened to the good old days, when a few lies and a false name would suffice?

 

[Micky]

Whatever happened to the good old days, when a few lies and a false name would suffice?

Or few bottles of blue nun and a five second fumble on the sofa.

 

[TommyK]

In the sky report:

"The one I wanted to do more than anything else was DJ"


Ooo-er

If Blackpool wanted him that much they should have came straight in with a offer of 1 million after they got promoted. We would have sold (probably as Pearson as still here) Instead they arsed about and have now missed out on there 'main target'.
There own stupid fault.

 

[Darth Vodka]

If Blackpool wanted him that much they should have came straight in with a offer of 1 million after they got promoted. We would have sold (probably as Pearson as still here) Instead they arsed about and have now missed out on there 'main target'.
There own stupid fault.

their their dear

 

[tedfoxxx]

their their dear

No its venison....

 

[bocadillo]

No its venison....

I thought he'd retired.

 

[tedfoxxx]

I thought he'd retired.

No dear, not Barry.

 

[lazzer]

No dear, not Barry.

Cheers Ted I didnt get that.

 

[MKFox]

Or few bottles of blue nun and a five second fumble on the sofa.

5 seconds! you use that maximus big man delay cream don't you?

 

[Real Sharapova]

5 seconds! you use that "just think of Homer, that'll stop you jizzing " delay cream don't you?

Must be a new one on the market, never heard of it before. Bet it's bloody effective 'tho.

 

[dpjfox]

i live in blackpool, the news up here is that Hollowheads conceded defeat in his efforts to sign DJ, hes making comments (probably aimed at DJ and Koren) that he cant understand players chosing money/championship over prem - (its because youre a small club thats gonna get fecked every week ollie!) btw sour grapes that!

 

[Blue Maniac]

i live in blackpool

Do you? First I've heard of it...

 

[Mawsley]

i live in Blue Maniac's Mum.

Enough of this sort of thing or I'm off.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Newcomer of the year already.

 

[homer]

Newcomer of the year already.

He's not as good as all those posters that have now left.......

 

[David Gwilliam]

i live in blackpool, the news up here is that Hollowheads conceded defeat in his efforts to sign DJ, hes making comments (probably aimed at DJ and Koren) that he cant understand players chosing money/championship over prem - (its because youre a small club thats gonna get fecked every week ollie!) btw sour grapes that!

It would be a brave footballer who told a footballer's wife that he had accepted less money. However much money a player gets a footballer's wife could surely spend more.

Wives may well have an impact on players careers. I seem to remember that there was some business where David Unsworth's wife insisted on him leaving Aston Villa. The story I heard from a Villa fan was that she objected to the time he was getting home from training. I have no idea how true that was.

 

[Macky]

He's not as good as all those posters that have now left.......

He's the reason that nobody ever post on here any more, ever.
I've heard that they're after setting up a rival form because of him, thetalkingfox.com or summat

 

[Real Sharapova]

He's not as good as all those posters that have now left.......

About time you went, isn't it Homer? I'm sure Highland is still after a " hiking " companion, or perhaps Melts needs help cleaning his fish pond.