Dawn raids on FIFA officials

[Macky]

I'm not sure, the police are remaining very koi about who has been arrested.

You won't have to trawl too far to find out

 

[homer]

Kipper

 

[Nottingham Fox]

You won't have to trawl too far to find out

Sounds like they were in the right plaice at the right time.

 

[Blaarev]

Suckers

 

[Mawsley]

It is so easy to get TB members to take the bait.

 

[Real Sharapova]

I don't wish to carp, but I'm with BN on cutting out the fish related puns. Fin!

 

[Blaarev]

Is that a quote from Hamlet?

 

[M17TT C]

You won't have to trawl too far to find out

Have the accused been Pouting for pictures for the press then?

 

[M17TT C]

Is that a quote from Hamlet?

Nah, Ray Wing said it mate.

 

[Lako42]

This is absolutely typical of this forum. One of the most important football related news stories that is long overdue and it's ruined by some shitty pun fest.























I'm chowder here

 

[Macky]

Nah, Ray Wing said it mate.

Are you sure it wasn't salmon else?

 

[M17TT C]

Are you sure it wasn't salmon else?

Hmm, you've got me thinking now. Let me go back to my Perch and I'll have a think about it.

 

[pork pie fox]

Poor BN. I think some of you do this on porpoise.

 

[M17TT C]

Don't worry porkie, I'm sure Eel get over it.

 

[Blue Maniac]

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol: ****ing hell

 

[Billyjof]

Scampi-lieve this is happening

GILLty

 

[Lako42]

All this because of Sep ****ing Batter

 

[Feriol]

Finally they will be weighed in the scales of justice. But let's not be koi about this, the game has been damaged as a result. Can it recover I wanda?

 

[M17TT C]

Death by firing squid seems a suitable punishment imo.

 

[spionfox]

Whale oil beef hooked.