Deathlist 2011-12 Banter

[Macky]

Took his last train to Clarksville then.

I surely can't be the only person that was going to post this, but decided against it because it's so shit :icon_lol:

 

[Motown Fox]

I surely can't be the only person that was going to post this, but decided against it because it's so shit :icon_lol:

You didnt have it in your locker Macky.

 

[Jeff]

Apparently he had a heart attack after hearing that Milan Mandaric wanted him to replace Megson.

 

[Darth Vodka]

Davy Jones eh

the missus told me last night, thought she was joking

but then I saw her face, now I'm a bereaver

 

[RHYDAL]

Luis Suarez heard the news that one of the Monkees was dead and asked "Which is it, Ferdinand or Evra?"

This 'joke' works with John Terry instead of Suarez too.

 

[bocadillo]

The Major
Maggie Smith
Terry Pratchett
Frank Carson
Dennis Norden
Jeremy Thorpe
Vera Lynn
Paul McCartney
Wilbur Smith
Mick Jagger
Melvyn Hayes
George Carey

[...]

fox58
Sue Townsend
James Garner
Denis Norden
Slim Whitman
George Gaynes
Helmut Schmidt
P.D. James
Liz Smith
Yogi Berra
Elton John
Abhisit Vejjajiva

Shambles!!

 

[SJN-Fox]

Bugger. Don't know how that's happened. Let's just hope he survives. If not, then it's half a point each.

 

[Macky]

Bugger. Don't know how that's happened. Let's just hope he survives. If not, then it's half a point each.

Or just give the point to whoever spelt his name correctly

 

[bocadillo]

Bugger. Don't know how that's happened. Let's just hope he survives. If not, then it's half a point each.

Which is the wrong decision. Dennis and Denis Norden are clearly completely separate people.

 

[bocadillo]

Or just give the point to whoever spelt his name correctly

Indeed.

 

[The Major]

It's not my fault if he doesn't know how to spell his own name.

 

[Motown Fox]

Bugger. Don't know how that's happened. Let's just hope he survives. If not, then it's half a point each.

Well hopefully it'll be alright on the night

 

[bocadillo]

Well hopefully it'll be alright on the night

Very good.

 

[Mawsley]

Yoda, anyone?

 

[Darth Vodka]

Yoda, anyone?

thanks no, eaten already I have

 

[MKFox]

I've had worse

 

[Darth Vodka]

you look worse

 

[bocadillo]

Anybody have Jocky Wilson? - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/darts/17503460

 

[spionfox]

Anybody have Jocky Wilson? - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/darts/17503460

And finally, the shame ends for the producer of TOTP.

 

[Motown Fox]

Perhaps Kevin Rowland can put together another tribute song just for him