Deathlist 2011-12 Banter

[Motown Fox]

It'll be the pills she swallowed then combined with the booze, if that report is right....so still drug related.

If prescibed the Doctor concerned is probably writing out his defence just in case questionned later.

 

[RHYDAL]

If prescibed the Doctor concerned is probably writing out his defence just in case questionned later.

The Chewbacca theory?

 

[The Major]

David Kelly anyone?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17020494

 

[MKFox]

Oh no! Mr o'reilly :-(

 

[Mawsley]

Oh dear Mr. Trip, oi appear to have dropped dis plate.

 

[fox58]

Does it not depend on your musical taste.
I cant stand heavy Rock music and wouldnt buy such a musical CD or download such music if you forced me or paid me for that matter.
I would view such music as crap and worthy only of chucking in the bin, or selling on Ebay if it was worth anything.

what music do you like then Motown?

 

[Motown Fox]

what music do you like then Motown?

Its all in my name really. But Soul, Northern Soul a bit of Blues and Jazz and if you look at my Avatar I like Reggae, mostly from the late 60's and 70's.

 

[Macky]

I likes a bit of death metal mostly and maybe a bit of Mantovani as a counterpoint

I reckon you'd love a loan of my MP3 player Mo

 

[Nottingham Fox]

Frank Carson has pegged it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17046201

 

[Motown Fox]

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
"It's a cracker"

A man goes into Boots and says: "Have you got Viagra?" "Do you have a prescription?" asks the chemist.

"No," he replies, "But I've got a photograph of the wife..."

"It's the way I tell 'em"

Journalist and friend Eddie McIlwaine recalled: "He met the present Pope (Benedict XVI) and the Pope said 'did you ever meet Elvis Presley' and Frank said 'no I have not, but it won't be long now'."

RIP Frank loved you in the 70's when I was younger.

 

[SJN-Fox]

So that's a point for the Major.

 

[Jeff]

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
"It's a cracker"

I hate it when people start telling a joke but don't get to the punchline.

 

[Macky]

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?

No, I haven't heard about him, did anything funny happen after that?

 

[Motown Fox]

No, I haven't heard about him, did anything funny happen after that?

I hate it when people start telling a joke but don't get to the punchline.

It ain't my joke it's one of Franks.

 

[Jeff]

It ain't my joke it's one of Franks.

He was wise enough not to post it here.

 

[bocadillo]

Frank Carson has pegged it.

It will be worth listening out for the bells at his funeral. It was the way he tolled them.

 

[RHYDAL]

Frank Carson has pegged it.

Blatantly racist pikey joke. I seen it.

 

[The Major]

So that's a point for the Major.

I'd forgot all about that.

 

[Jeff]

Davy Jones anyone?

 

[Motown Fox]

Took his last train to Clarksville then.