Dramatic developments down at the KP!

[nuddin_madders]

Roses don’t have thorns. They have prickles.

Thanks. I'll remember that next time I've blood running down my arm after being gouged by a rose 'prickle'

 

[popillius]

That ditch at the side would make a lovely herbaceous border & the fencing would be nice trellices for some climbing roses & a bit of honeysuckle.

Tell you what I'd stuff into that ditch.... look at how dirty it is. ****.

 

[M17TT C]

Signed up yet BN?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Signed up yet BN?

I think this is fantastic, exactly the kind of thing we should be doing

 

[Brown Nose]

Signed up yet BN?

I am disappointed with the use of the word turf.

As we have seen in this marvelous thread, there is much more to a sports surface science than turf.

 

[nuddin_madders]

I think I know enough about sods already.

 

[camberwell fox]

I think I know enough about sods already.

And so you should, being a daft one…

 

[popillius]

Signed up yet BN?

I think it would be pretty hard to study with a permanent erection.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Having trained them up, do they then send the new groundsmen out on loam?

 

[nuddin_madders]

I think it would be pretty hard to study with a permanent erection.

Unless you're studying permanent erections. I speak from experience.

 

[Lako42]

Having trained them up, do they then send the new groundsmen out on loam?

I like the cut of your jib

 

[Jenks]

Are the Blades doing this too?

 

[FOX Franks]

Are the Blades doing this too?

Only at grassroots level

 

[give_us_a_wave]

I think it would be pretty hard to study with a permanent erection.

From my memory of university I'd agree with this. I would have got a much better degree with a little more self control.

 

[Brown Nose]

 

[Graz]

Wow, it looks bigger...

 

[pork pie fox]

Wow, it looks bigger...

Maybe this is the stadium expansion they’ve been talking about?

 

[tedfoxxx]

Phwoar that’s got my weekend off to a fine start.

 

[popillius]

Wow, it looks bigger...

Mine is bigger now.

 

[nuddin_madders]

Mine is bigger now.

You wish.