Dramatic developments down at the KP!

[popillius]

And relax.

I saw it today. The sprinklers weren't the only things spurting.

 

[Brown Nose]

Pitch porn.

 

[popillius]

Pitchhub

 

[Micky]

Pitchtube

 

[give_us_a_wave]

PILF?

 

[Brown Nose]

20 minutes of turf porn.

 

[camberwell fox]

Cue, wank

 

[Micky]

Cue, wank

And then a cushion and a rest.

 

[popillius]

20 minutes of turf porn.

You dirty, filthy boy.

I've just got through half a jar of hand cream and a box of Kleenex.... and that cucumber is going to be no good for tonight's salad.

 

[camberwell fox]

You dirty, filthy boy.

that cucumber is going to be no good for tonight's salad.

Should be alright if you left the stretch film on it.

 

[popillius]

Should be alright if you left the stretch film on it.

Nah, the seam on the heat shrink cuts my passage to ribbons.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Just take the skin off and put it in some vinegar. (you should probably throw the cucumber in the bin though)

 

[Brown Nose]

Small point from the accounts. The new pitch cost £2,100,000.

Expensive fecking pitch. That's a lot of grass seed.

 

[fitz]

Small point from the accounts. The new pitch cost £2,100,000.

Expensive fecking pitch. That's a lot of grass seed.

I bet it did....

 

[popillius]

Worth every penny.

Small point from the accounts. The new pitch cost £2,100,000.

Expensive fecking pitch. That's a lot of grass seed.

It took every penny out of my wank bank as well.

 

[Lako42]

Small point from the accounts. The new pitch cost £2,100,000.

Expensive fecking pitch. That's a lot of grass seed.

I've just paid more for a pint in Copenhagen

 

[Miles Away]

I've just paid more for a pint in Copenhagen

Tivoli?

 

[Robin127]

Tivoli?

Carlsberg.

 

[bocadillo]

I've just paid more for a pint in Copenhagen

Do they sell pints in København?

 

[pork pie fox]

I've just paid more for a pint in Copenhagen

No discounts like last time we were there then?