End of interview questions

[Joe_Fox]

I've got an interview at 5pm today.
What questions should I ask at the end - generic suggestions please

 

[homer]

How many sick days am I allowed in a year before i get into trouble
How many smoke breaks am I allowed in a day
Do you have any systems that monitor internet useage
Am I allowed to leave early on a Friday

 

[Durham Fox]

Did you beleive my bullshit about SQL and Rythmyx??

 

[fcukcov]

Do you allow employees to carry knives?

 

[SJN-Fox]

Can I go now

 

[M17TT C]

Fancy a fcuk?

Depending if they or male or female - or - what floats your boat!

And ask if you are permitted to masturbate in the office.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Thanks, I'll use them all.

 

[Lako42]

just ask for the interviewers mothers phone number

 

[Durham Fox]

Play the interview like Jez from Peep Show 'Don't accidentally go and get the bugger' :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

 

[Macky]

Shouldn't this be in general chat?

I've got an interview at 5pm today.
What questions should I ask at the end - generic suggestions please

A bit of speed before the interview , Spud from Trainspotting stylee, should do the trick for you Joe.

 

[Hazzman]

A bit of speed before the interview , Spud from Trainspotting stylee, should do the trick for you Joe.

I was going to suggest that :icon_lol:

 

[highland fox]

Thank you for taking the time to interview me and I hope you find the person you are looking for.Now..is there anywhere I can empty my underwear?

 

[Joe_Fox]

I'm thinking of asking 'when do i start'?

 

[highland fox]

I'm thinking of asking 'when do i start'?

You'll be ok Joe just don't open your mouth
:icon_wink and besides Burger King take anybody on these days

 

[Hazzman]

I'm thinking of asking 'when do i start'?

Always act humble and unfulfilled.

 

[Matt_B]

Never mind these lot Joe, good luck, I hope it goes well

 

[Steven]

Always act humble and unfulfilled.

He is not going for a job as a nun. :icon_roll

 

[Macky]

He is not going for a job as a nun. :icon_roll

Not a nun in the true sense of the word anyway, it's more of a "dress up as a nun, then get undressed to music" type of position.

 

[Jeff]

Ask if you're allowed to spend all day on internet forums. If they say no, please take the job.

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

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