F**king Stupid!!!!

[Melton Fox]

Well if you will go around sucking on a Fishermens Friend at every opportunity what do you expect ?

That's the problem when you suck on a Fishermen's Friend, you'll need to swallow some syrup to finish the job off.

 

[Melton Fox]

Bronchial infection I reckon :icon_sad:

I do hope so,it will be a mild relief if it is.

 

[highland fox]

Bronchial infection I reckon :icon_sad:

You think so Chuck Too much cocksucking IMO...

 

[Boy Genius]

I have a cough today, never had one as bad as this. I might have to go down to the A&E soon.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

You think so Chuck Too much cocksucking IMO...

Possibly an added complication, he may be badly chapped as well :icon_eek:

 

[Melton Fox]

Somebody made me a drink last night. This person knows I have coffee, white with two.

Why the **** they thought it was wise to make me a coffee, white with four sugars and a tea bag thrown in for good measure is beyond me.

****ing Stupid!!!

 

[Matt_B]

Somebody made me a drink last night. This person knows I have coffee, white with two.

Why the **** they thought it was wise to make me a coffee, white with four sugars and a tea bag thrown in for good measure is beyond me.

****ing Stupid!!!

That's why young kids shouldn't make drinks. I hope you taught them a lesson

 

[lazzer]

I have a cough today, never had one as bad as this. I might have to go down to the A&E soon.

I was going to say are you coughing anything up but then again the thought of you coughing up is highly unlikely :icon_bigg

 

[MKFox]

Got back to my car following an appointment this lunchtime and took my wallet out of my jacket (to hang the jacket up a la salesman in the car), put wallet on car roof whilst hanging jacket up and drove off with it still on there.:icon_redf
1/4 of a mile down the busy a422 near buckingham I look in the rear view mirror to see said wallet spilling cards and ten pound notes with fury.
So I pull over and trudge 100 yards back up the muddy roadside to pluck notes from the hedge, split and smashed debit and credit cards from the tarmac.:icon_redf
At least it gave the girl at amex a good laugh when i explained why i needed a replacement card.:icon_roll

 

[Melton Fox]

Got back to my car following an appointment this lunchtime and took my wallet out of my jacket (to hang the jacket up a la salesman in the car), put wallet on car roof whilst hanging jacket up and drove off with it still on there.:icon_redf
1/4 of a mile down the busy a422 near buckingham I look in the rear view mirror to see said wallet spilling cards and ten pound notes with fury.
So I pull over and trudge 100 yards back up the muddy roadside to pluck notes from the hedge, split and smashed debit and credit cards from the tarmac.:icon_redf
At least it gave the girl at amex a good laugh when i explained why i needed a replacement card.:icon_roll

:icon_lol:

 

[Lako42]

:icon_lol:

Certainly makes a change from it being you

 

[Boy Genius]

I was going to say are you coughing anything up but then again the thought of you coughing up is highly unlikely :icon_bigg

I have only just seen this post you cheeky bastard....:icon_bigg

 

[Hazzman]

Got back to my car following an appointment this lunchtime and took my wallet out of my jacket (to hang the jacket up a la salesman in the car), put wallet on car roof whilst hanging jacket up and drove off with it still on there.:icon_redf
1/4 of a mile down the busy a422 near buckingham I look in the rear view mirror to see said wallet spilling cards and ten pound notes with fury.
So I pull over and trudge 100 yards back up the muddy roadside to pluck notes from the hedge, split and smashed debit and credit cards from the tarmac.:icon_redf
At least it gave the girl at amex a good laugh when i explained why i needed a replacement card.:icon_roll

:icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[bocadillo]

Got back to my car following an appointment this lunchtime and took my wallet out of my jacket (to hang the jacket up a la salesman in the car), put wallet on car roof whilst hanging jacket up and drove off with it still on there.:icon_redf
1/4 of a mile down the busy a422 near buckingham I look in the rear view mirror to see said wallet spilling cards and ten pound notes with fury.
So I pull over and trudge 100 yards back up the muddy roadside to pluck notes from the hedge, split and smashed debit and credit cards from the tarmac.:icon_redf
At least it gave the girl at amex a good laugh when i explained why i needed a replacement card.:icon_roll

Much more exciting way of losing your wallet than Jessel managed last weekend.

 

[muzzysgal]

Somebody made me a drink last night. This person knows I have coffee, white with two.

Why the **** they thought it was wise to make me a coffee, white with four sugars and a tea bag thrown in for good measure is beyond me.

****ing Stupid!!!

That same person has just made me a bacon sandwich and squirted disgusting cheap own-brand tomato ketchup all over it instead of Daddies brown sauce.

 

[highland fox]

That same person has just made me a bacon sandwich and squirted disgusting cheap own-brand tomato ketchup all over it instead of Daddies brown sauce.

Own-Brand ? They obviously have no style

 

[Leesoh]

That same person has just made me a bacon sandwich and squirted disgusting cheap own-brand tomato ketchup all over it instead of Daddies brown sauce.

Whilst I agree that own-brand ketchup is a no-no, any brown sauce is plainly wrong.

 

[muzzysgal]

Own-Brand ? They obviously have no style

Whilst I agree that own-brand ketchup is a no-no, any brown sauce is plainly wrong.

I blame the parents.

 

[Macky]

Whilst I agree that own-brand ketchup is a no-no, any brown sauce is plainly wrong.

Apart from HP or YR sauce, obviously.
Bacon sarnies without either of them are just offensive & wrong.

 

[Boy Genius]

Whilst I agree that own-brand ketchup is a no-no, any brown sauce is plainly wrong.

brown sauce all the way on bacon sarnies, have you no class LeeH