Fan-tastic Quotes Thread

[Blaarev]

I had to read that four times, Joe_. Four!

That's only because you're hungry for a sausage sandwich. Go on and please yourself

 

[homer]

I had to read that four times, Joe_. Four!

I had a bet it would take you four times to read it, and now I am £850 up.

The system works !

 

[spionfox]

Go on and please yourself

He's not on a bus to Enderby you know :icon_bigg

 

[Blaarev]

He's not on a bus to Enderby you know :icon_bigg

:icon_lol:

 

[fitz]

That was probably before he found out what it was in Spanish.

 

[Kingy_85]

I just spent an hour on a plane sat next to Lloyds ex agent, apparently Lloyd is at the absolute zenith of his career and it's all downhill now, also Kasper will never play for a big team anywhere.

Is this for real? No wonder he's his ex agent!

 

[Kingy_85]

He should hit him a few slaps with his walking stick, that'll shut him up

Haha, he's off the sticks now! Still hobbles a bit but the pain is nothing compared to before.

Neither of us are very confrontational so it's all a bit wimpy and awkward... we sort of shake our heads and mutter responses under our breath hoping that he'll pick up on it. It's definitely building towards a full on assault though.

 

[Biffa Bacon]

Is this for real? No wonder he's his ex agent!

Yes, he was travelling to Copenhagen for meetings and to watch some players that he might be interested in downplaying in the future I think. To be fair to the guy he didn't slag any player off and wouldn't talk about current clients (however much I tried) apparently LCFC are a bit tight now as well which is not a surprise. Says FFP is very patchy in our league.

 

[Profondo Rosso]

Roy Hodgson on Paul Konchesky:

"There aren't many quality left-backs around in the world, never mind in England - so to find an English one who can go straight into the team without any adjustment problems is a big advantage."

 

[David Gwilliam]

In hindsight the worst comment I ever heard about Leicester City was not at a match..

In the autumn of 2000 when Leicester City were top of the Premier League someone pointed to a newspaper picture of Peter Taylor waving a Leicester scarf. He then informed a bemused group of visiting Americans that "This is the greatest man in English History."
I will not name the culprit for fear that his reputation on this forum will sink even lower.

 

[pork pie fox]

In hindsight the worst comment I ever heard about Leicester City was not at a match..

In the autumn of 2000 when Leicester City were top of the Premier League someone pointed to a newspaper picture of Peter Taylor waving a Leicester scarf. He then informed a bemused group of visiting Americans that "This is the greatest man in English History."
I will not name the culprit for fear that his reputation on this forum will sink even lower.

Don't be shy David, you've told us before who it was :icon_wink

 

[M17TT C]

It wasn't me so if you name them David I think they will be OK.

 

[fox58]

I had to read that four times, Joe_. Four!

Once deciphered it says, I want my 3 points

 

[fox58]

on the moan in 4-4-2 Is going to dye his hair pink for children in need:icon_eek:

 

[LCFC'sGodWears9]

During the Huddersfield game this season, a guy who was attending his first game for 4 years mentioned (yes he mentioned that)..

"That number 5 of ours is a complete clown, he doesn't go forward enough, he just stands there and doesn't attack. Who is he?"

"I mean Pearson hasn't got a clue, what formation are we playing? I'm a big fan of the diamond, having two defensive midfielders and playing narrow"

 

[Blaarev]

During the Huddersfield game this season, a guy who was attending his first game for 4 years mentioned (yes he mentioned that)..

"That number 5 of ours is a complete clown, he doesn't go forward enough, he just stands there and doesn't attack. Who is he?"

"I mean Pearson hasn't got a clue, what formation are we playing? I'm a big fan of the diamond, having two defensive midfielders and playing narrow"

It wasn't me!

 

[Macky]

on the moan in 4-4-2 Is going to dye his hair pink for children in need:icon_eek:

So, what was the quote that you overheard at a match about him dyeing his hair pink?

 

[Blue Maniac]

So, what was the quote that you overheard at a match about him dyeing his hair pink?

4-4-2 told me something about his hair once at a game. It, er.. it wasn't this.

 

[bocadillo]

on the moan in 4-4-2 Is going to dye his hair pink for children in need:icon_eek:

It's to be hoped that he doesn't suffer the same kind of failure that Matt_B had on display at MKD a few seasons ago.

And isn't the pink thing about a totally different charity. I thought Children in Need was wearing gaily coloured bandages and teddy bear ears.

 

[bocadillo]

4-4-2 told me something about his hair once at a game. It, er.. it wasn't this.

You can't just leave it there!!