Plus I think you're all forgetting that he did score against F0r£$t & let's not forget they've won two European cups which means he must be better than them, don't you understand logic?
You negative people aren't real fans, I really wish he was my mate, I wouldn't bring him out drinking or anything, sure he wouldn't be used to that kind of carry on, teetotal, all of the academy lads so I've heard, they'd sooner cut both their legs off with a rusty Sandvic handsaw than drink a drop of alcohol, which is great but could leave them at a disadvantage if they are called up for international duties, because as we all know those gigs are always a complete pissup, look at Ireland for ****s sake we've got Stan in charge, that was the result of a pissup that went wrong, horribly, horribly wrong, obviously
