Good Afternoon Talking Balls

[Darth Vodka]

Yes, although I ought to warn you it's hourley as opposed to Monthly.

ley is an old english word meaning field, like Beaumont Leys

 

[Vince Noir]

What's going on here?
Claims to be from foxestalk yet not one spelling mistake, no 'LOL', no 'ROFL', no mention of printing out 'We Love Martin Allen' posters and not even so much as a passing reference to Monster Munch!

All of my stereotypes are being challenged this week, I'm going for a lie down.

I like Monster Munch because they're a different shape to normal crisps.
They hold my attention for longer.

 

[Manwell_Pablo]

ley is an old english word meaning field, like Beaumont Leys

Oh yeah, I ought to warn you all.

I have problems spelling. I'm a bit special.

 

[thebirdwithjustonewing]

That all sounds wonderful, is there a newsletter that I can sign up for?

Aha the Evil Thraciaganda machine jerks in to poetic, meaningless action.

 

[Macky]

I like Monster Munch because they're a different shape to normal crisps.
They hold my attention for longer.

I like to dismember them as I eat them, it makes me feel important, I own those little ****in monsters, don't **** with me monsters I'm gonna munch your arms off

 

[Han]

Phew, since the decline of the African donkey-ball-sucking hare, I thought the poor donkeys weren't getting any oral love.

You've put my mind at rest Nathan.. and to cap it all, you're almost palindromic. Man, I love a palindrome as much as the next man and even more than the man after that.

If i knew what you were talking about, i might've had a better reply than this

 

[Vince Noir]

I like to dismember them as I eat them, it makes me feel important, I own those little ****in monsters, don't **** with me monsters I'm gonna munch your arms off

They're almost as much fun as Hula Hoops.
You can wear them as rings.

 

[thebirdwithjustonewing]

Wot's yer favvorit flava of Monster Munch, m8 ?

I find all the flavours to be horrid and also dislike the way they get stuck in your teeth.

To be avoided.

 

[Macky]

Aha the Evil Thraciaganda machine jerks in to poetic, meaningless action.

It's okay, nothing to worry about, he's an intellectual after all.

 

[Macky]

If i knew what you were talking about, i might've had a better reply than this

Wow Bob wow

 

[thebirdwithjustonewing]

I, man, am regal a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see God?
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam?

Ah Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No "x" in "Nixon"
O, stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
"Naomi", I moan
"A Toyota's a Toyota"
A dog, a panic in a pagoda

Oh, no! Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies -- run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog

 

[Vince Noir]

Wow Bob wow

A man, a plan, a canal - Panama!

 

[Macky]

Okay, so they were both a little bit better than mine.

 

[thebirdwithjustonewing]

Okay, so that was a little bit better than mine.

It's a song of palindromes called 'Bob' by Weird Al Yankovic.

To the tune of Subterranean Homesick Blues - in fact, the music video mimics that famous video too.

 

[Han]

 

[Macky]

It's a song of palindromes called 'Bob' by Weird Al Yankovic.

To the tune of Subterranean Homesick Blues - in fact, the music video mimics that famous video too.

He should have done it as a cover of ABBA song, sang the words to the tune of SOS.

 

[thebirdwithjustonewing]

He should have done it as a cover of ABBA song, sang the words to the tune of SOS.

To his credit, he did call the song 'Bob' so it does work. Sort of.

I like your effort though, I think you should write it...

 

[Darth Vodka]

To his credit, he did call the song 'Bob' so it does work. Sort of.

I like your effort though, I think you should write it...

i could my mate Hannah to write it


yeah yeah, i got me coat

 

[Leesoh]

The fourth is already here. You just haven't rumbled his moniker yet.

His moniker or Harmonica?
Is he/she a he or a she?

Oh right.
Has he come up with some non sensical name as well.

You don't mean me? Surely?

I like to dismember them as I eat them, it makes me feel important, I own those little ****in monsters, don't **** with me monsters I'm gonna munch your arms off

You ain't seen me with jelly babies, I'm evil apparently.

 

[Vince Noir]

You ain't seen me with jelly babies, I'm evil apparently.

If you bite their heads off and lick where the head was you can stick it to your chin and pretend you're a jelly baby with a giant non-jelly head.