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So why not try the crossbar challenge instead then. There is no need to re-invent the wheel, it is an excellent format that would provide entertainment.

We actually fedback that either the cross bar or the ball into a car were excellent ideas.

We feel fan participation on the pitch (which is a once in a lifetime experience in itself) with a small % chance of success to win a good prize is the best H/T routine
 
We actually fedback that either the cross bar or the ball into a car were excellent ideas.

We feel fan participation on the pitch (which is a once in a lifetime experience in itself) with a small % chance of success to win a good prize is the best H/T routine

How about placing the last available Chicken Balti Pie in the centre circle then have Homer, Durham, BG and Lazzer at each corner flag, then invite former Gladiator ref John 'On my first whistle' Anderson to officiate.

On the peep of his whistle it is a wild free for all, winner gets the pie, great fecking entertainment :icon_lol:
 
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How about a competition where the subs take it in turns to take shots.

Anyone who can hit the target comes on for the second half. :icon_roll


How about a competition where members of the crowd take it in turns to take shots

Anyone who can hit the target comes on for the second half.
 
How about a competition where the subs take it in turns to take shots.

Anyone who can hit the target comes on for the second half. :icon_roll


FFS Jeff don't be ridiculious, it has to be something that is at least achievable :icon_bigg
 
How about placing the last available Chicken Balti Pie in the centre circle then have Homer, Durham, BG and Lazzer all naked at each corner flag, then invite former Gladiator ref John 'On my first whistle' Anderson to officiate.

On the peep of his whistle it is a wild free for all, winner gets the pie, great fecking entertainment :icon_lol:

You are one sick man...
 
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How about a competition where members of the crowd take it in turns to take shots

Anyone who can hit the target comes on for the second half.


I was going to suggest that but I realised there would be problems with players having to be signed up the day before the match. Unless buying a match ticket automatically registers you as a player.
 
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I was going to suggest that but I realised there would be problems with players having to be signed up the day before the match. Unless buying a match ticket automatically registers you as a player.

So which match did Hammond go to then?
 
or put them in goal anyone saves a shot well put them in goal second half

But saving shots isn't a problem, it's crosses that cause the problem.

So, to borrow from another idea, we put Homer, Durham, BG and Lazzer in the penalty area and throw a pie in the air. Anyone who can catch it without one of the pie eaters getting it gets to go in goal for the second half.
 
But saving shots isn't a problem, it's crosses that cause the problem.

So, to borrow from another idea, we put Homer, Durham, BG and Lazzer in the penalty area and throw a pie in the air. Anyone who can catch it without one of the pie eaters getting it gets to go in goal for the second half.


Ooooh the carnage, that would be messy, like watching cocks fight :icon_bigg
 
But saving shots isn't a problem, it's crosses that cause the problem.

So, to borrow from another idea, we put Homer, Durham, BG and Lazzer in the penalty area and throw a pie in the air. Anyone who can catch it without one of the pie eaters getting it gets to go in goal for the second half.

I thought we were all pleased to get rid of Pressman :098:

Oh you didn't mean swallow whole:icon_bigg
 
This has gone OT and one of the main culprits was a certain Webbie. :icon_roll ;)
 
How about placing the last available Chicken Balti Pie in the centre circle then have Homer, Durham, BG and Lazzer at each corner flag, then invite former Gladiator ref John 'On my first whistle' Anderson to officiate.

On the peep of his whistle it is a wild free for all, winner gets the pie, great fecking entertainment :icon_lol:

Lazzer would win every time:icon_roll
 
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