This has gone OT and one of the main culprits was a certain Webbie. :icon_roll
The thread is about talking about half time entertainment. Some of the ideas people have posted may be a little extreme, but they're still on topic.
Half time entertainment *new idea*
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The thread is about talking about half time entertainment. Some of the ideas people have posted may be a little extreme, but they're still on topic.
Boy Genius
Banned
No he fecking wouldn't.......... last pie? The very last pie?
Not a chance there BB, I would beat him hands down every time. The second the pie was in the air, I would be like a leaping salmon, and it would be eaten before I touched the ground.....:icon_cool :icon_bigg
Melton Fox
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Salmon are anadromous. This means that they are born in fresh water and they migrate to live in sea water.Do salmon leap?
A Salmon will return to the place it was born to spawn. To do this it will need to swim upstream, obviously this has certain hazards such as waterfalls and weirs. The Salmon has evolved over the course of time to be able to "leap" out of the water and up the waterfall to continue it's onward journey.
This is typically depicted in nature films with a grizzly bear awaiting on the edge of the waterfall to catch the leapin salmon.
- The above text is as a broken down version of a chapter in a 10,000 word essay I did on the Salmonid family of fish
OldGit
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I didn't think my suggestion regarding the refreshments was any more "extreme" or off topic, but it seems to have been deleted along with the responses. It was an attempt (failed, obviously) to use humour to point out that half-time entertainment on the pitch is a bit pointless if most of the crowd are stuck in queues on the concourse.
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Boy Genius
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Do salmon leap?
feckin hell, and this from one of our future university students...:icon_eek:
Cheers Melton for putting him straight.....:icon_bigg His next lesson can be on the Archer Fish or Mud Skippers
Steven
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I didn't think my suggestion regarding the refreshments was any more "extreme" or off topic, but it seems to have been deleted along with the responses. It was an attempt (failed, obviously) to use humour to point out that half-time entertainment on the pitch is a bit pointless if most of the crowd are stuck in queues on the concourse.
Nothing was deleted. :icon_roll Yes those responses were "extreme" or off topic because it is difficult to see any of them as a sensible suggestion. :icon_eek: Secondly please check the facts before you or someone else starts whining, again.
OldGit
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Deleted ..... removed. Well it ain't there. OK I later found it had been placed in general chat, but that's not the point.
It is not "whining" to ask why one tongue in cheek post relating to the subject of the thread had been removed when there are a whole string of other "not sensible" suggestions, plus stuff nothing to do with the subject, still in the thread.
It is not "whining" to ask why one tongue in cheek post relating to the subject of the thread had been removed when there are a whole string of other "not sensible" suggestions, plus stuff nothing to do with the subject, still in the thread.
highland fox
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get them in the river flowing through our village,you can see them 'leaping',apparently the wild salmon taste 10 times better than the farmed.This OT now...sorry:icon_redf
Melton Fox
Dancing Queen
Wild Salmon taste better due to the lactic acid build up in their muscles.
When fish are using their muscles they release lactic acid which adds the taste. Fish that are farmed use less energy as they are in a confined environment with slower flowing water, if any
A fish that is freshly caught at sea after a "chase" will taste significantly better than those from a still water without a chase.
Boy Genius
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Who said I was going uni? :icon_roll First I've heard of it.:icon_wink
feckin good job then.................:icon_bigg
newtonfox
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who gives a shit what they do
what all of us that have to drive we carnt have a pint
Boy Genius
Banned
I drive to matches.........................:icon_redfwhat all of us that have to drive we carnt have a pint
newtonfox
Active Member
do you have to drive far its a half hour trip for us each way so i only have one pint before the game and none at half time just in case i get pulled you know what the police are like :icon_roll
Melton Fox
Dancing Queen
I don't have a pint because the concourse if full of tossers that I'd rather not spend 15 minutes with, and kids kicking around screwed up flyers pissing me off.
Stevie Lynex on the wing
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They also make paper planes out of them during matches which pisses me off as a couple of times almost got one in the eye "what's the parents doing I ask" .
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