Hammond Organ's Complete Lies Thread

[Siouxsie]

It's lovely weather for the time of year. The grass needs some rain though.

 

[fox58]

i did not have sexual relations with that women

 

[bocadillo]

The tickets for the Away End on Saturday are reserved.

Ture - the Walkers ticket office have been giving the correct information out.

 

[bocadillo]

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bocadillo has 100% not gone back on his word and has certainly not bought a season ticket this year

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[Hammond Organ]

Wednesday's winning lottery numbers will be:-

1, 78, Toaster, Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen, Richter Scale and Pimples. The bonus ball will be a hideous bus top skank.

 

[MHS]

Me and a few mates are not planning on going out dressed as the Village People for my birthday night out..... :icon_redf

 

[Durham Fox]

BG isnt posting due to another reason than the fact he made himself look like a twat

 

[muzzysgal]

BG isnt posting due to another reason than the fact he made himself look like a twat

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[Hammond Organ]

Paul Dickov is planning to get corn rows

 

[Durham Fox]

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[DesertFox]

This thread is ****ing great!

 

[Hammond Organ]

I am super king of the world!

 

[FIF]

you're funny too.

 

[newtonfox]

very funny

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Gordon Brown is a fantastic PM and is the man to see us through these difficult times.

 

[tedfoxxx]

my gran invented the comma

 

[newtonfox]

Fast Food Is Good For You

 

[Hammond Organ]

Elvis is alive and living in my shed, under the assumed name 'Boingo Jones'

 

[fcukcov]

The russian v georgia conflict is over for good.

 

[FIF]

The USA helped