Hammond Organ's Complete Lies Thread

[Chuck T Masala]

I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates.

 

[FIF]

They won't help with weight loss you fat bastid.

 

[Hammond Organ]

Fingers O'Toole has been announced as a late entrant into the race for the White House.

 

[H T B]

I was hoovering the front room, when the cat ran out in front of me, knocking me off baance just as I was adjusting my shirt in my trousers as a rather fetching young lady was passing my house, doctor.

 

[Hammond Organ]

I think England will win the 2010 world cup, and play expansive passing football all the way to collecting the trophy.

 

[FIF]

I don't

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Fantasising about the naked breasts of nubile young girls is not big and its not clever.

 

[Jeff]

I'm not going to put this thread on my ignore list.

 

[Hammond Organ]

I'm not going to put this thread on my ignore list.

That is a disaster...

 

[Brauny Blue]

I'm not having any dinner tonight

 

[Billyjof]

I've already put this thread on my ignore list several times butI keep forgetting.

 

[fox58]

Talking Balls posters are some of the most intellectual on the net

 

[Hammond Organ]

I am amazed at the high level of intellect shown by footballers, and how they are in touch with the public.

 

[FIF]

We care, Jeff.

 

[H T B]

That DJ Campbell's a bloody good player, maybe Fabio should take a look at him

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Nice bloke that Alan Shearer.

 

[Real Sharapova]

I really enjoy reading articles detailing the interesting life lead by Peaches Geldof.

 

[SJN-Fox]

My ex-wife is a very sexy, very attractive tee-totaller!

 

[Chuck T Masala]

I did not have an affair with your wife and I certainly did not engage in oral sex with her.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Then I do not feel sorry for you