Hammond Organ's Complete Lies Thread

[Scarby]

I make lovely hanging baskets with assorted species of flower that complement each other wonderfully.

:icon_eek:
me too.

 

[MHS]

Foxestalk is the best LCFC forum on the internet

 

[East Anglia Fox]

Leicester will be promoted this season.

 

[Lako42]

Leicester will be promoted this season.

****er

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

Not a ****er

:icon_wink

 

[Hammond Organ]

That Rebecca Addlington is in no way a man with implants.

 

[Lako42]

:icon_wink

Bad point

 

[Melton Fox]

I'm striving for world peace. I'm soon to embark on a project to ensure we all love each other.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

I rarely have thoughts of a sexual nature nowadays.

 

[Hazzman]

I don't ever worry

 

[spionfox]

The thought of watching girl on girl action turns my stomach.

 

[Real Sharapova]

Me, I'm all smiles.

 

[Hazzman]

Planning Applications are incredibly easy documents to fill in.

 

[Hammond Organ]

I wish Big Brother could go on forever...

 

[Chuck T Masala]

If I never eat a bacon sandwich again it will be too soon.

 

[SJN-Fox]

I'm so glad that I have such an interesting job. I really look forward to being here every day.

 

[Cate Fox]

My boss is one of the nicest people I have ever met and I really like it when he calls me "love"

 

[Hector]

I really love dogs. Its so rewarding when they come and salivate all over you. Then there is that fragrant smell, and the delightfully incessant yapping and barking that is such music to my ears. The joy of stepping on their mess on the pavement, and the thrill of never being certain whether or not they are going to hurl themselves at you in a frenzied attack. Truly they are person's best friend.

 

[Brauny Blue]

American hard gums are horrible.

 

[DesertFox]

I reckon I'm gonna get some tonight.....