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[Lako42]

Much blood?

Theres a fair amount on the path infront of my garden but the little rascals parents are sending them back round to clean it up later after i complained.

You can't let them get away with everything, the buggers will be thinking it's alright to play football out there if you go easy.

 

[lazzer]

Been planting some Elodea densa this arvo, about the only thing that will grow in my garden at the minute

was a guy in deep sea diving suit looking on :icon_lol:

 

[newtonfox]

I'm not trying to change anybody's opinion, but I will exercise my right to defend my own

 

[Melton Fox]

was a guy in deep sea diving suit looking on :icon_lol:

No, he was back home trying to make LFE sound like a posh area.

 

[sparky79]

Your probably what makes this site and this country great Melton, beligerence in the face of adversity, So hat's off to you, and all power to your no doubt tired typing elbow.

perhaps the last words should be left to your kindred spirit and fellow martyr Mr John Lennon:

"life is something that happens whilst Melton is being a cnut".

or to quote 'our john' and the plastic ono band:

"all we are saying is give 'not being a cnut' a chance".

didn't he also write

"Woman, it's hard to explain (why i'm always being such acnut)"

and

"Imagine there's no Cnut(ries), it's easy if you try"

oh look Heskey's just scored for Wigan. He's a lovey lad.

 

[Melton Fox]

Your probably what makes this site and this country great Melton, beligerence in the face of adversity, So hat's off to you, and all power to your no doubt tired typing elbow.

perhaps the last words should be left to your kindred spirit and fellow martyr Mr John Lennon:

"life is something that happens whilst Melton is being a cnut".

or to quote 'our john' and the plastic ono band:

"all we are saying is give 'not being a cnut' a chance".

didn't he also write

"Woman, it's hard to explain (why i'm always being such acnut)"

and

"Imagine there's no Cnut(ries), it's easy if you try"

oh look Heskey's just scored for Wigan. He's a lovey lad.

:icon_lol:

 

[tedfoxxx]

:icon_lol:

shouldnt you be defending you own?

 

[Heineken Matt]

As I said, I'm quite happy to be left alone, but I guess you're happy to fuel my cyber ego.

I didn't compare myself to John Lennon. John Lennon was a literary genius in the eyes of the world, I am just a geek on an internet forum, the comparison was more to do with Mark Chapman.

As I said before, I'm quite happy to be left alone. This thread has gone totally out of control, and all I'm guilty of doing is responding.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, we need a Melton Fox Fan Club setting up for us junior members to join. Monthly newsletters, a Melton Fox "I shot John Lennon" T shirt and a Melton Fox badge with wobbly eyes on subscription. Please do it Melts for all your loyal followers.

 

[Melton Fox]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, we need a Melton Fox Fan Club setting up for us junior members to join. Monthly newsletters, a Melton Fox "I shot John Lennon" T shirt and a Melton Fox badge with wobbly eyes on subscription. Please do it Melts for all your loyal followers.

A legend doesn't have to time to set his own fan club up. Ask somebody else.

 

[Melton Fox]

shouldnt you be defending you own?

Why?, I found his post funny and agreeable, what do I need to defend

 

[sparky79]

it was a peace offering, in the form of comedy. but i still got to call him a cnut.
everyone was a winner.

 

[Melton Fox]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, we need a Melton Fox Fan Club setting up for us junior members to join. Monthly newsletters, a Melton Fox "I shot John Lennon" T shirt and a Melton Fox badge with wobbly eyes on subscription. Please do it Melts for all your loyal followers.

Ironically though, I do actually know the president of the original Beatles fan club in the 60's. :icon_wink:icon_lol:

I shall ask her to send you some tips.

 

[tedfoxxx]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, we need a Melton Fox Fan Club setting up for us junior members to join. Monthly newsletters, a Melton Fox "I shot John Lennon" T shirt and a Melton Fox badge with wobbly eyes on subscription. Please do it Melts for all your loyal followers.

i would defo subscribe, maybee you could include a compilation of his greatest ramblings and metaphors?

 

[Melton Fox]

it was a peace offering, in the form of comedy. but i still got to call him a cnut.
everyone was a winner.

If we achieved nothing at all this afternoon, at least we've achieved nothing at all :icon_bigg

 

[sparky79]

i love Melton's metaphors! the way he mixes them so confusingly.

"i don't massage my ego, you guys add the fuel...."

conjurs images of a geek being rubbed all over in diesel.

freaky

 

[tedfoxxx]

i love Melton's metaphors! the way he mixes them so confusingly.

"i don't massage my ego, you guys add the fuel...."

conjurs images of a geek being rubbed all over in diesel.

freaky

arousing some might say....:icon_eek:

 

[sparky79]

freaky naughty.

let's make Melton a sex symbol.

 

[Melton Fox]

let's make Melton a sex symbol.

Too late, it happened in the 80's

 

[sparky79]

you're 90? no wonder you're so irritable!

 

[sparky79]

oh THE eighties, not YOUR eighties, silly me