RHYDAL
Well-Known Member
Walking through town lunchtime picking out all the things you would never have seen 20 years ago gave me the inspiration for this thread......
1. You have wheels on your travel / suit case because you have arms like a 9 year old girl you big jessie.
2. You drink smoothies because you're too fecking bone idle to wash and peel fruit.
3. You wear fake tan because you're too pikey to pay for a proper holiday in the sun.
4. Do you seriously expect me to believe you're going cross country with that push chair lardarse?
5. No, you do not look like Jennifer Aniston just because you're drinking frothy coffee and picking at a blueberry muffin you munter.
More to follow.
1. You have wheels on your travel / suit case because you have arms like a 9 year old girl you big jessie.
2. You drink smoothies because you're too fecking bone idle to wash and peel fruit.
3. You wear fake tan because you're too pikey to pay for a proper holiday in the sun.
4. Do you seriously expect me to believe you're going cross country with that push chair lardarse?
5. No, you do not look like Jennifer Aniston just because you're drinking frothy coffee and picking at a blueberry muffin you munter.
More to follow.