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Like I've been deepthroating a horse in my sleep, my throat is so bruised/sore I have no idea why. The missus says I have been snoring a lot lately, so maybe it's drying out in the night
 
beighton155 said:
Like I've been deepthroating a horse in my sleep, my throat is so bruised/sore I have no idea why. The missus says I have been snoring a lot lately, so maybe it's drying out in the night
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Sounds like Sleep Apnoea (sp?). You’ll be dead within a week.
 
beighton155 said:
Like I've been deepthroating a horse in my sleep, my throat is so bruised/sore I have no idea why. The missus says I have been snoring a lot lately, so maybe it's drying out in the night
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Have you been sucking a fishermen's friend ?
 
A warm glow of pride, because one of our student societies won top prize at the National Irish College Societies (BICS) Awards. It was the Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual Society.

...and they came from behind to win it.
 
Hector said:
A warm glow of pride, because one of our student societies won top prize at the National Irish College Societies (BICS) Awards. It was the Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual Society.

...and they came from behind to win it.
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They missed a trick there Hector, they should've called it Society of Lesbians And Gays or SLAG for short
 
Just over half hour into the new day and I'm already pissed off with Ben.

Where's me jacket?
Don't know.
Why isn't it hanging up in the wardrobe?
Don't know,it's your jacket.
Why is it behind this box of your junk cardstuff?(grrr)
Don't know, I never put it there.
But you've put this box there.
Yep, your jacket probably fell down.
Why didn't you pick it up?
Cos I didn't know it had fell down.
It's now covered in cat hairs.
Brush the bloody thing down then.
And it's all creased....
Hang it up and the creases will fall out.
How can I wear it when it looks like this?
Oh FFS............
 
beaumontfox said:
Just over half hour into the new day and I'm already pissed off with Ben.

Where's me jacket?
Don't know.
Why isn't it hanging up in the wardrobe?
Don't know,it's your jacket.
Why is it behind this box of your junk cardstuff?(grrr)
Don't know, I never put it there.
But you've put this box there.
Yep, your jacket probably fell down.
Why didn't you pick it up?
Cos I didn't know it had fell down.
It's now covered in cat hairs.
Brush the bloody thing down then.
And it's all creased....
Hang it up and the creases will fall out.
How can I wear it when it looks like this?
Oh FFS............
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What did you have for breakfast?
 
Boy Genius said:
Today, I'm the most excited I've been for a long time.

10.00 off to the face painers, I hope they have plenty of blue paint

10.30 Off to The Mighty Walkers, Home Of The Brave

11.00 Stand outside the players entrance with my flags and balloons

1.30 Go into the ground and cheer on the Birch, he ****ing loves this club, so do I!!!!

2.30 Hope and prey that Huuuuuuume is starting. I'm so nervous

3.00 Sing Hey Jude

3.15 Start to dream up some good excuses

4.15 Dream up some better excuses

4.30 Take my shoes off because the mood is still good

7.00 Leave the ground after hailing the team round after their magnificent battle to avoid the drop

7.30 Dream about the way Ollie waved to me
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You have a busy day in front of you, I hope you enjoy it.
 
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