How Are People Feeling Today?

[highland fox]

I was getting water flush in the face from the cock on Sunday, total comedy moment and would the poor old neighbour who came in pipe down..I managed to turn him off-I got me hands on his isolation valve :icon_lol:

I don't expect such smut from you Cate and frankly you disgust me

 

[Cate Fox]

I don't expect such smut from you Cate and frankly you disgust me

8/10 for your effort Highland... not bad at all :icon_lol:

 

[City Fan]

:icon_redf

It was pink last week!

I thought I saw you in Tesco last week but then thought it must not have been you because why the **** would you want pink hair? :icon_lol:

 

[Matt_B]

I thought I saw you in Tesco last week but then thought it must not have been you because why the **** would you want pink hair? :icon_lol:

Got bored

 

[muzzysgal]

Very happy :icon_bigg

 

[Jeff]

Very happy :icon_bigg

Have you been for a ride in a new car?

 

[muzzysgal]

Have you been for a ride in a new car?

:icon_lol: Maybe.....

 

[City Fan]

Have you been for a ride in a new car?

Never heard Melton being called that before......

 

[Melton Fox]

Never heard Melton being called that before......

A Wan car maybe, but never a "new car"

 

[Melton Fox]

Disappointed.

I never got to see Morten Harket :icon_cry:

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Limp. :icon_sad:

Dropped a 5 litre tin of Dulux Natural Whicker on my to last night and it looks kike a fecking plum this morning. It hurts, must be a fracture and will probably have to come off. :icon_cry:

 

[SJN-Fox]

Fed up with my bloody ankle and now doubly pissed off because I didn't phone up for my Stoke ticket yesterday :icon_sad:

 

[Melton Fox]

Limp. :icon_sad:

Dropped a 5 litre tin of Dulux Natural Whicker on my to last night and it looks kike a fecking plum this morning. It hurts, must be a fracture and will probably have to come off. :icon_cry:

Alright, keep your bloody Alans on!!!! :icon_wink:icon_bigg

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Alright, keep your bloody Alans on!!!! :icon_wink:icon_bigg

oooooh! It still hurts, I may need an ambulance in a minnit.:icon_cry:

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

oooooh! It still hurts, I may need an ambulance in a minnit.:icon_cry:

give kathy bates a call im sure she'll sort it out for you

 

[fcukcov]

Limp. :icon_sad:

Dropped a 5 litre tin of Dulux Natural Whicker on my to last night and it looks kike a fecking plum this morning. It hurts, must be a fracture and will probably have to come off. :icon_cry:

Bet you wish you had gone for the Dulux natural hint of barley now, would have been lighter……

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Bet you wish you had gone for the Dulux natural hint of barley now, would have been lighter……

Nearly, I really wish that I missed my foot. :icon_wink

 

[Leesoh]

Limp. :icon_sad:

Dropped a 5 litre tin of Dulux Natural Whicker on my to last night and it looks kike a fecking plum this morning. It hurts, must be a fracture and will probably have to come off. :icon_cry:

If it's any consolation, they'll probably amputate from just below the knee, just to be on the safe side. You poor soldier, sorry, sailor.......

 

[Boy Genius]

Nearly, I really wish that I missed my foot. :icon_wink

It could have been worse, it could have been a wheely bin...... nah no one would be that stupid to drop a wheely bin on his foot...

 

[fcukcov]

It could have been worse, it could have been a wheely bin...... nah no one would be that stupid to drop a wheely bin on his foot...

**** OFF!:icon_lol: