I don't recommend this but if you blow up your neighbour's house you might get a chance be on TV. You could also claim money from the journos who will want to know why you did itWhy hasn't my neighbours house been blown up?Why don't I ever get a chance to be on TV or claim money from someone?
HMRC's 38 year Backlog
According to media reports over the weekend, HMRC are embroiled (there's a fine word!) in something like 20,000 tribunal cases that will take around 38 years to clear.
So why are we all moaning because it takes HMRC a "wee while" to answer their phones?
No wonder they are tied up!
Working in the accountancy/tax field I read that site every morning for a bit of light relief.Then I found this site
HMRC Is Shite
Today is my 15th wedding anniversary, feels longer ;-)
I don't recommend this but if you blow up your neighbour's house you might get a chance be on TV. You could also claim money from the journos who will want to know why you did it
Why would anybody want to blow up two fit lesbians?
The explosion may make you wake up.
I genuinely have two fit lesbians as neighbours. on one side. Across the way is another quite decent lesbian.
We live in the sexy capital of Northamptonshire.
Slightly annoyed with one of Amazon's vendors.
I bought a used book for $1 a few weeks back, I was charged shipping of $20. I noticed on the order confirmation the estimated date of arrival is August so the feckers are really shipping it to me.
Not that arsed as the book was cheap but I feel I've been scammed with the shipping fee.
Tired. Due to the rain yesterday me and 12 others were stuck at work until 1am as there was no public transport and no way to get cars out of our underwater carpark. Fortunately we had a supply of beer to have when watching the match and a factory next door that provided some pasties to cook.
My granny lives in Newcastle (in Benton) and her house was flooded last night.
I work just downhill from there in Longbenton, would be surprised if many houses nearby avoided the flooding.
Been married 2 months and just confirmed we are 3 months pregnant.
Fortunately Americans are shit at maths.
Been married 2 months and just confirmed we are 3 months pregnant.
P | Pld | Pts | |
1 | Leicester | 46 | 97 |
2 | Ipswich | 46 | 96 |
3 | Leeds Utd | 46 | 90 |
4 | Southampton | 46 | 87 |
5 | West Brom | 46 | 75 |
6 | Norwich City | 46 | 73 |
7 | Hull City | 46 | 70 |
8 | Middlesbro | 46 | 69 |
9 | Coventry City | 46 | 64 |
10 | Preston | 46 | 63 |
11 | Bristol City | 46 | 62 |
12 | Cardiff City | 46 | 62 |
13 | Millwall | 46 | 59 |
14 | Swansea City | 46 | 57 |
15 | Watford | 46 | 56 |
16 | Sunderland | 46 | 56 |
17 | Stoke City | 46 | 56 |
18 | QPR | 46 | 56 |
19 | Blackburn | 46 | 53 |
20 | Sheffield W | 46 | 53 |
21 | Plymouth | 46 | 51 |
22 | Birmingham | 46 | 50 |
23 | Huddersfield | 46 | 45 |
24 | Rotherham Utd | 46 | 27 |