If you won the Lotto

[Chuck T Masala]

You still disgust me

Never fails to please and I have never caught crabs from it. :icon_wink

 

[beaumontfox]

I don't think I'd like to be wealthy - I quite enjoy the frugal way of life.

As much as I'd love to win a huge amount on the lottery I sort of agree with what you are saying. Even if you asked for anonymity from the press, you'd get loads of people who would know locally suddenly trying to be your bestest mate.

If I'm honest, I'd be quite happy with enough to buy a 3-bed house(so I can have a craft room) and then pay off the mortgage on my falt so I can then rent it out and have a little bit of an extra income.
With no mortgage to pay, that's more than 2/3 of my wage saved so I can finally do things like go on holibobs and have a mad day shopping and not worry about the overdraft!


Still,if I won that £31million I'd do my damnedest to try and spend it!:icon_bigg

 

[muzzysgal]

you'd get loads of people who would know locally suddenly trying to be your bestest mate.

I seriously doubt that TBH :icon_lol:

 

[beaumontfox]

haha!

Well ok, people who you are acquainted with making out you are better friends than you actually are, not the people who are really your mates!

 

[muzzysgal]

haha!

Well ok, people who you are acquainted with making out you are better friends than you actually are, not the people who are really your mates!

I could apply that theory to family, possibly :icon_bigg

 

[beaumontfox]

I definitely could, seeing as I don't speak to them!:icon_lol:

That would be nice though, them grovelling round if I had that sort of money, the ability to tell them to feck off would be lovely!

 

[Chuck T Masala]

I would really like a big, big win. The more the merrier. If I won a million I would of course look after my family and dontate to good causes, but the other £999,900 would be mine to hoard, spend, burn, save whatever!! I want it all and I want it now.

Any begging letters will go unopened on the fire, any 'new friends' will be told to feck off along with my employer.
There I've said it.

 

[highland fox]

I would really like a big, big win. The more the merrier. If I won a million I would of course look after my family and dontate to good causes, but the other £999,900 would be mine to hoard, spend, burn, save whatever!! I want it all and I want it now.

Any begging letters will go unopened on the fire, any 'new friends' will be told to feck off along with my employer.
There I've said it.

If I won it then I'd ban over 50's from winning it like I said,its just wasted on them

 

[Darth Vodka]

first thing i'd do is hire a PA, to burn the begging letters and arrange my life

 

[fcukcov]

first thing i'd do is hire a PA, to shag the brains out of

Sounds like you have a plan there DV!

 

[Darth Vodka]

Sounds like you have a plan there DV!

i'd have to hire an old battle-axe or a bloke, i don't think Mrs DV would let me get away with hiring some young totty

 

[fcukcov]

i'd have to hire an old battle-axe or a bloke, i don't think Mrs DV would let me get away with hiring some young totty

Mrs DV seems to be the problem there, only one solution....

 

[Darth Vodka]

Mrs DV seems to be the problem there, only one solution....

move back to Hinckley next year to live with her?

 

[fcukcov]

move back to Hinckley next year to live with her?

She must be good if you are considering a move to stinckley fro her.

 

[Darth Vodka]

She must be good if you are considering a move to stinckley fro her.

well it's either me to her or her to me and i have a lot of friends in Hincko and all my family

i can commute to London and wangle flexible working, or attempt to find a job back home

 

[Chuck T Masala]

If I won it then I'd ban over 50's from winning it like I said,its just wasted on them

I would have bought some fudge as well now you buggered that. it! Anyway, Im not over 50 yet, I am still 50!

 

[Scarby]

I'd make sure my family were all sorted out, make sure my debts were paid off.

Put the rest in the bank.

spend 10,000 on lottery tickets the next week to see if i win again.

i;d look at investing in a small football club.

 

[newtonfox]

We would buy the house next door and make our and theirs into one big house ,then buy a house in Holland and travel a lot more .

as too the family sod um they have never helped us,so why should i help them .

 

[Lako42]

We would buy the house next door and make our and theirs into one big house ,then buy a house in Holland and travel a lot more .

as too the family sod um they have never helped us,so why should i help them .

Would the neighbours be happy about sharing one big house with you?

 

[Melton Fox]

Would the neighbours be happy about sharing one big house with you?

Blimey, they share more than that round his way.