Is this a record?

[Boy Genius]

He's quick though, the speed that he crossed the road when he saw we had food was amazing.

I know, and how graceful was the dive he did to catch that chip I dropped.

 

[Boy Genius]

Stop pestering me on facebook then.I like having just a select number of 'friends':icon_bigg

They were only naked shots FFS. What's wrong with a bit of rope round the todger sat in a wardrobe.......

 

[Lako42]

Just had a couple of lovely Cheese and Branston sandwiches with a bag of Salt and Vinegar.

Did the trick.

 

[Matt_B]

All 12 packs now successfully eaten. I feel a bit piggish I suppose.

 

[Boy Genius]

All 12 packs now successfully eaten. I feel a bit piggish I suppose.

I am starving, **** knows how I have survived today

 

[Macky]

All 12 packs now successfully eaten. I feel a bit piggish I suppose.

Your breath must smell like a whore's knickers

 

[tedfoxxx]

I ate a Wotsit once that was purely cheese powder compacted into the shape of a Wotsit. It was 'orrible.

 

[homer]

I ate a Wotsit once that was purely cheese powder compacted into the shape of a Wotsit. It was 'orrible.

**** me, that is ****ing fascinating

 

[tedfoxxx]

**** me, that is ****ing fascinating

Yeah I thought this little nugget suited a thread of this calibre.

 

[Steven]

Yeah I thought this little nugget suited a thread of this calibre.

For once, you were right. :icon_wink

 

[highland fox]

I once sucked 5 Fishermens Friends dry in half hour:icon_razz

Thats enough,we don't want your type on here thankyou

 

[DesertFox]

I ate a Wotsit once that was purely cheese powder compacted into the shape of a Wotsit. It was 'orrible.

**** me, that is ****ing fascinating

Well, hold on to your hat Homey... I had a Kitkat once that was all chocolate and no wafer. It was nice, but at the same time somewhat disconcerting.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Well, hold on to your hat Homey... I had a Kitkat once that was all chocolate and no wafer. It was nice, but at the same time somewhat disconcerting.

I've had a couple of those. I really enjoyed them but felt strangely cheated at the same time.

 

[Brauny Blue]

I once had a smarty that wasnt smart......it allowed itself to be eaten by me.

 

[Macky]

I once saw Jimmy Saville eating a packet of Opal fruits

 

[Brauny Blue]

I once saw Jimmy Saville eating a packet of Opal fruits

Did he offer you one....

 

[Macky]

Did he offer you one....

He looked a bit busy to be honest Brauny, he had some half-caste lad sat on his lap...... yes, I am being serious :icon_eek:

 

[Steven]

 

[Brauny Blue]

He looked a bit busy to be honest Brauny, he had some half-caste lad sat on his lap...... yes, I am being serious :icon_eek:

In fear of being slanderous, i'll only say that your comment strengthens my thoughts.