It can't be true!

[The Voice From Above]

:icon_cry:

Tell us more MK...30 yards? 40 yards?

 

[homer]

Tell us more MK...30 yards? 40 yards?

No way - they could smell him from at least half a mile away

 

[DesertFox]

Seeing as you ask BG....

I managed to bag a brace at Kenilworth road before my ankle, knee and waistline went. A goal in each half, I can still see the net rippling....

... and then the night security staff kicked us out...

 

[DesertFox]

... and I woke up in a hedgerow near Biggleswade...

 

[DesertFox]

... covered in a strange, sticky substance that, whilst familiar, I couldn't identify...

 

[M17TT C]

Seeing as you ask BG....

I managed to bag a brace at Kenilworth road before my ankle, knee and waistline went. A goal in each half, I can still see the net rippling....

Top stuff!!

 

[MKFox]

Tell us more MK...30 yards? 40 yards?

1st half, dinked in from the left wing to the edge of the penalty area and fired a low shot in off the upright, past the despairing glove of Mark, our warehouse forklift driver.
2nd half and playing towards the away section, route one, long ball, poachers instinct, 2-0.

cheers tvfa!:icon_wink

 

[MKFox]

... covered in a strange, sticky substance that, whilst familiar, I couldn't identify...

It was the plastic pitch, I told you to cover yourself with vaseline to stop the friction burns...

 

[DesertFox]

:icon_lol: And then there's all that trouble with the extra bouncy balls...

 

[Macky]

1st half, dinked in from the left wing to the edge of the penalty area and fired a low shot in off the upright, past the despairing glove of Mark, our warehouse forklift driver.
2nd half and playing towards the away section, route one, long ball, poachers instinct, 2-0.

That's all very well MK but don't forget you were supposed to be referee-ing the final of the Joey Deacon Cup for special needs kids, not nicking the ball off them & having a go yourself.

 

[Lako42]

1st half, dinked in from the left wing to the edge of the penalty area and fired a low shot in off the upright, past the despairing glove of Mark, our warehouse forklift driver.
2nd half and playing towards the away section, route one, long ball, poachers instinct, 2-0.

cheers tvfa!:icon_wink

How on gods earth did a low drive hit the upright?

 

[Jeff]

How on gods earth did a low drive hit the upright?

Presumably English isn't your first language :icon_roll

 

[Lako42]

Presumably English isn't your first language :icon_roll

i must be missing something very stupid here because english is not something i struggle with.

 

[Jeff]

i must be missing something very stupid here because english is not something i struggle with.

So why do you think a low drive can't hit the post?

 

[Babylon]

i must be missing something very stupid here because english is not something i struggle with.

It could have hit the the bottom of the post :icon_roll

 

[Hazzman]

Me thinks Lako got upright mixed up with angle.

 

[Jeff]

Me thinks Lako got upright mixed up with angle.

Don't be silly, English isn't something he struggles with.

 

[Macky]

Me thinks Lako got upright mixed up with angle.

More like, upright confused with crossbar.

 

[Lako42]

upright as in the corner section

 

[Macky]

upright as in the corner section

Or upright as in the two upright pieces of timber on either side of the goal. :icon_bigg