It can't be true!

[Lako42]

Or upright as in the two upright pieces of timber on either side of the goal. :icon_bigg

suppose he could have meant them

 

[Jeff]

upright as in the corner section

upright adj 1 standing straight up; erect or vertical. 2 possessing integrity or moral correctness. adverb into an upright position. noun 1 a vertical (usually supporting) post or pole.

 

[Steven]

upright adj 1 standing straight up; erect or vertical. 2 possessing integrity or moral correctness. adverb into an upright position. noun 1 a vertical (usually supporting) post or pole.

Early contender for post of the year. :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

 

[Dour]

upright as in the corner section

You could have a promising career ahead of you as a builder or joiner.

 

[Boy Genius]

You could have a promising career ahead of you as a builder or joiner.

not a chance, the fecker never gets up before 11am

 

[Matt_B]

suppose he could have meant them

I'll be honest, for some reason when I read it I pictured it bouncing down off the bar! Can't think why though!

 

[OldGit]

At certain times, mainly late evenings, certain people have great difficulty distinguishing between vertical and horizontal

 

[DesertFox]

I'll be honest, for some reason when I read it I pictured it bouncing down off the bar! Can't think why though!

Thankfully, I couldn't bring myself to picture it at all.

 

[Lako42]

At certain times, mainly late evenings, certain people have great difficulty distinguishing between vertical and horizontal

should of seen me last night, slept like a bat and shat all down myself

 

[MHS]

should of seen me last night, slept like a bat and shat all down myself

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