January Wish List

[Mawsley]

Dear Santa.

For xmas I would like an eagle eyes action man, some marbles, an Evel Knievel stunt bike and a central defender.

I promise to be good.

So you want three things with gripping hands?

:icon_roll

 

[RHYDAL]

Dear Santa.

For xmas I would like an eagle eyes action man, some marbles, an Evel Knievel stunt bike and a central defender.

I promise to be good.

Dear Jeff,

After viewing the animated gay porn movie you made with the Bionic Man, stickle bricks and Stretch Armstrong last year, you're on my naughty list.

Get some therapy.
Santa.

 

[Uncle Connolly]

A remotely competent performance away from home.

 

[Ian Marshall]

I've just decided I want Jimmy Flloyd Hasselbaink and Joan Armatrading (to keep morale up with a bit of half time songstresseering).

Joan would also probably go in above Matty Fryatt in the pecking order as 8th choice striker or something.

I'd also like us to sign someone who can take corners and someone who can score from corners, just until we score from a corner and then sack them off.

Also hope for LCFC to come up with some decent woman LCFC lingerie stuff, more Stevie Agnew to return as reserve team assistant coach and for Chris O'Grady to stop parking his car on my front lawn.

 

[Hazzman]

IMO probably the one with the most ability, .

Common myth IMO. Supposed to be our most creative force yet can't beat a man for skill or pace. If you were a full-back, you'd enjoy playing against him as it's one foot only.

As for Wellens, :icon_lol:. Been in form of his time at City since the arrival of Abe and his past three performances at the Walkers have been top, top notch including one of the best individual displays by a City player in a long time against Derby.

 

[Ian Marshall]

Common myth IMO. Supposed to be our most creative force yet can't beat a man for skill or pace. If you were a full-back, you'd enjoy playing against him as it's one foot only.

As for Wellens, :icon_lol:. Been in form of his time at City since the arrival of Abe and his past three performances at the Walkers have been top, top notch including one of the best individual displays by a City player in a long time against Derby.

Less of this sense, please. It's silly season and you know it.

Jeff Kenna.

 

[camberwell fox]

Dear Sven,

Sorry to bother you but would it be possible for my wish to be bought forward to the 28th of December and a 5-1 home win against The Whites mob please?

Camberwell.

 

[Hazzman]

Can we have a tasty, female chief exec appointed too?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Can we have a tasty, female chief exec appointed too?

I understand Cate's looking for a job.

 

[Mawsley]

I am not averse to wearing make-up & dresses if a proper female can't be found.

 

[Chrysalis]

ireland from villa.

 

[Macky]

A villa in Ireland

 

[Mawsley]

Send all the villains to Ireland.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Send all the villains to an island on the other side of the world.

We already did that.

 

[GazLCFC]

Dear Sven,

Sorry to bother you but would it be possible for my wish to be bought forward to the 28th of December and a 5-1 home win against The Whites mob please?

Camberwell.

What about Millwall then?

 

[DillyDing22]

Muzzy Izzet
Emile Heskey

 

[Cate Fox]

I understand Cate's looking for a job.

I am, but I'm no Linda Block

 

[Blue Maniac]

I am, but I'm no Linda Block

If you looked like her I wouldn't have suggested it.

 

[indierich06]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/middlesbrough/9326196.stm

Middlesbrough manager Tony Mowbray has hinted that prize defender David Wheater could be allowed to leave the club in the January transfer window.

"If we were in a healthy position as a club, I'm sure we would all be looking at a contract that keeps him here," Mowbray told BBC Tees.

"But the circumstances are that we're not. We're at the bottom end of the Championship.

"And David's in a position that his contract is coming to an end."

Wheater, 23, out of contract in June, has been the subject of reported interest from Premier League clubs throughout the season.

"We all need to look now at his options and see what January brings," added Mowbray. "Whatever happens in January I wish him well."

Wheater, who progressed through the Middlesbrough academy to make his debut against Sporting Lisbon in March 2005, has since made 154 appearances for the Teessiders, scoring 10 goals.

January's window represents the former Celtic boss' first opportunity to make changes to his squad, having inherited a core of players in October which was added to extensively during the summer by his predecessor Gordon Strachan.

Meanwhile, players such as Gary O'Neil, Julio Arca and Wheater continue to command salaries from the club's time in the Premier League, adding further pressure to the wage bill at the Riverside.

"A year of change is what is going to be needed to happen at the football club," Mowbray continued.

"Change in results on the pitch, change in personnel as well as we move on, and that is the harsh reality of where we are.

"But hopefully it's a seamless change, and the team can function on the pitch and win some matches.

"There's not going to be a cull as such, but if opportunities to change things present themselves we'll have to look very carefully at them.

"When you're in a situation like this, sometimes popular players have to leave for reasons regardless of football."

Gerrimin Sven, would be a great signing for us.

 

[Real Sharapova]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/middlesbrough/9326196.stm



Gerrimin Sven, would be a great signing for us.

Let me get this right - a player that's a target for Premiership teams, who is currently playing for a team near the bottom of the Championship is going to chose to move to a team..........near the bottom of the Championship. Quick nurse, the screens!