John Carew

[Jeff]

Maybe it's because he prefered MON instead of Gerard Houllier, well who can blame him?

So presumably Heskey has been one of Villa's best players this season because he prefers Houllier. Well who can blame him?

 

[Scarby]

I doubt this would even happen anyway

 

[Kingy_85]

According to Villa fans he's been rubbish all season and seems to have lost interest in playing.
Maybe a change of club would help, but he could turn out to be an expensive flop.

Sounds like a night I had in Ibiza once. I had too much to drink but she wouldnt leave without payment. :icon_roll

 

[drummindefender]

Would score a shed load in the championship. Don't see him coming as plenty of Prem teams would fancy a piece

 

[spionfox]

A real handful (and not in the Michael Morrison way!).

John Carew Carew,
He's bigger than me and you
And Michael Morrison too :icon_eek:
John Carew Carew..........

 

[tedfoxxx]

John Carew Carew,
He's bigger than me and you
And Michael Morrison too :icon_eek:
John Carew Carew..........

Now that I'd like to see.

 

[beaumontfox]

*is resisting the temptation to trawl google to compare pics of Morrison and Carew*


Then again if he does join, we could always send BM in the toilets when either of those two go in during the player of the year awards so he can let us all know?

 

[SwedeFox]

maybe we should delay the killing of markyp

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

Would love to see this happen, mainly because it would make all of us look like *****.

 

[Blaarev]

Have been waiting for this link to occur, but the rumour here in Norway is that he is bound for WBA

 

[Ike O'Noclassed]

Love the way the automatic similar thread suggester has signposted the Collins John threads of three years ago.

Appointing an algorithm as manager might be the answer.

 

[Motown Fox]

My lad will be happy if this is true he's been going on about him for ages.

He even mentioned we should go for him when he called RL last night from Leicester station on our way home.

Think Daggers thought he was being a bit ambitious, I thought it was too, perhaps he's more right than I gave him credit for.

 

[Graz]

Carew, Carew, Carew is on fire!

I'd be delighted if we signed him. 2.5 years is longer than I'd like to see the deal for though.... he does have the potential to be another Keown/Dublin/Dabizas... but, if he can be bothered to play, he'd destroy teams in this league

 

[Kingy_85]

My lad will be happy if this is true he's been going on about him for ages.

He even mentioned we should go for him when he called RL last night from Leicester station on our way home.

Think Daggers thought he was being a bit ambitious, I thought it was too, perhaps he's more right than I gave him credit for.

Maybe thats where the rumour began ? :icon_wink

 

[Blue Maniac]

Houlier

*is resisting the temptation to trawl google to compare pics of Morrison and Carew*


Then again if he does join, we could always send BM in the toilets when either of those two go in during the player of the year awards so he can let us all know?

I'm not taking a tape measure again. Nearly got caught measuring Andy King last year when Conrad walked in.

 

[Billy Boy]

I'm not taking a tape measure again. Nearly got caught measuring Andy King last year when Conrad walked in.

Now now we know that ain't true as Conrad couldn't catch s##t.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Now now we know that ain't true as Conrad couldn't catch s##t.

I can imagine shit being quite difficult to catch. Depending on its solidity and the fact that you would have to bring yourself to grasp a turd in your hands.

 

[Macky]

I can imagine shit being quite difficult to catch. Depending on its solidity and the fact that you would have to bring yourself to grasp a turd in your hands.

Maybe Billy didn't mean shit. Perhaps it was meant to be soot or maybe salt, but he has just forgotten how to spell.

The big question is, what has Logan not being able to catch some indeterminate four letter 'stuff' got to do with his ability to walk into a toilet?

 

[spionfox]

I can imagine shit being quite difficult to catch. Depending on its solidity and the fact that you would have to bring yourself to grasp a turd in your hands.

I've got the box set of Dirty Sanchez and your comment has just reminded me of what a dirty bastard Dainton was in series one!

 

[Mawsley]

John Carew, Carew
This rumour is full of poo
As much as this song which doesn't scan properly
John Carew, Carew.

 

[bald reynard]

Carew, Carew, Carew is on fire!

I'd be delighted if we signed him. 2.5 years is longer than I'd like to see the deal for though.... he does have the potential to be another Keown/Dublin/Dabizas... but, if he can be bothered to play, he'd destroy teams in this league

Carew's not in the Villa squad for tonights match with Sunderland. Could a deal with City be on ?!