lazzers handy hints

[drummindefender]

wait wait wait deep heat sorry i was thinking of that vicks vapour rub-and the noses thing i think i'm confused nevermind!

 

[Melton Fox]

wait wait wait deep heat sorry i was thinking of that vicks vapour rub-and the noses thing i think i'm confused nevermind!

I'm glad I turned down your offer of an oily massage down on Thursday night now. I might have ended up covered in petrol

 

[drummindefender]

I'm glad I turned down your offer of an oily massage down on Thursday night now. I might have ended up covered in petrol

i did warn you it might feel like you were burning

 

[Richie_d123]

I'm glad I turned down your offer of an oily massage down on Thursday night now. I might have ended up covered in petrol

 

[Hazzman]

I have had Firey Jack in me eyes that fecking hurt.

 

[lazzer]

I have had Firey Jack in me japs eye that fecking hurt.

i some it feckin did :icon_conf

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

just found this thread! Quality!

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

i already do that :icon_lol: heres one for you fellas who arent used to cooking if you burn the bottom of a pan stick it on the hob and add coca cola until it bubbles it should come off :icon_lol:

Does cheap cola work?:icon_lol:

 

[Han]

Does cheap cola work?:icon_lol:

most fizzy drink would work as i think it's the carbonic acid that does the trick.

 

[Hazzman]

most fizzy drink would work as i think it's the carbonic acid that does the trick.

Panda Pop is 100% that

 

[Lako42]

Panda Pop is 100% that

I GOT BANNED FROM DRINKING THAT AT SCHOOL

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

I GOT BANNED FROM DRINKING THAT AT SCHOOL

:icon_eek: what happened?

 

[Han]

:icon_eek: what happened?

They filled kids with tonnes of additives n shit that sent them hyper.

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

They filled kids with tonnes of additives n shit that sent them hyper.

dont they still do that?

 

[Lako42]

They filled kids with tonnes of additives n shit that sent them hyper.

yup thats pretty much it, used to send me absolutley crazy, was like being blind drunk

 

[Macky]

I GOT BANNED FROM DRINKING THAT AT SCHOOL

:icon_eek: what happened?

It obviously made him shout

 

[Matt_B]

It obviously made him shout

Ihonestly thought that was his intended joke!

 

[Macky]

Ihonestly thought that was his intended joke!

I agree, but I think it was lost on swwg.

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

I agree, but I think it was lost on swwg.

 

[MKFox]

Chaps, always sit down whilst doing a wee.
How many women do you see with prostate cancer....?