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salt and pepper pots clogging up? keep them dry simply by adding a few grains of rice and when you hear them rattle its a sure sign they want filling up.;)
 
i already do that ;) :icon_lol: heres one for you fellas who arent used to cooking if you burn the bottom of a pan stick it on the hob and add coca cola until it bubbles it should come off :icon_lol:
 
fellas if you cut yourself whilst shaving apply lip balm to stop the bleeding
 
:icon_lol: come on durham he is trying to help you all out here cut him some slack :icon_lol:
 
Here's a helpful tip, if you are playing a game on your computer when you aren't supposed to, hover over "Alt" with your left thumb and "Tab" with your left ring finger. Then, if someone tries to see what you are doing just drop the thumb, then, whilst "Alt" is depressed, drop the finger and hey presto - you are back to your e-mail screen (or whatever you were supposed to be doing.
 
a hedgehog trained to run up and down a table would make a handy mobile cheese and pineapple dispenser
 
Never risk a fart when you have diarrhea,the consequences can prove fatal.....trust me.
 
to save money on expensive personalised number plates change your name by deed pole to match your car registration ;)
 
Spray the inside of the visor on your motorbike helmet with lemon pledge to stop it from fogging up in the rain.
 
SMELL gas? Locate the suspected leak by striking an ordinary match
in every room in the house until a loud explosion reveals
the source of the escaping gas.
 
An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator. :081:
 
Rayvon said:
An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator. :081:

:eek:
 
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