lazzers handy hints

[Durham Fox]

Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of 'rodeo sex'. Take your
missus from behind and, holding on tightly to her jugs, call her by the
wrong name. See how long you can 'stay mounted' for.

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[lazzer]

:icon_lol: dont waste money on expensive ipods simply think of a tune and hum it . want to change tracks? simply think of a different tune and hum that

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

.:icon_lol:

 

[MKFox]

Fellas, make your birds tits look bigger by viewing them through a magnifying glass.

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

is that what you do with mrs mks :icon_lol:

 

[lazzer]

employers when recruiting eliminate employing unlucky people buy throwing half the CV's in the bin

 

[drummindefender]

is that what you do with mrs mks :icon_lol:

nah mrs mk uses the same trick for mks pecker

 

[Joe_Fox]

Girls, don't waste time getting dressed in the morning, just roam around naked.

 

[lazzer]

you dont quite get the hang of it do you mate :icon_lol:

 

[MKFox]

is that what you do with mrs mks :icon_lol:

No, I said bird, not wife...

 

[lazzer]

smooth operator :icon_lol:

 

[MKFox]

A banana skin makes an ideal sun hat for a star fish.

 

[lazzer]

A banana skin makes an ideal sun hat for a star fish.

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:.

 

[lazzer]

alcohol makes an ideal substitute for happiness

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

No, I said bird, not wife...

oh right gotcha :icon_lol:

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

A banana skin makes an ideal sun hat for a star fish.

:icon_lol: i like it :icon_lol:

 

[PFKAKTF FOX]

save time by not having to read all the posts on this thread by simply visiting your local newsagents and purchasing the latest copy of VIZ !

PS Good work lads and lasses funniest thread in ages !

 

[Lboro fox]

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Cracking thread.

 

[MKFox]

Bee keepers.
Keep your hives in stawberry fields to get jam instead of honey.

 

[Steven]

Bee keepers.
Keep your hives in orange groves to get marmalade instead of honey.