lazzers handy hints

[Joe_Fox]

Never risk a fart when you have diarrhea,the consequences can prove fatal.....trust me.

Are you posting from beyond the grave then highlander?

 

[lazzer]

An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

:icon_lol:

 

[drummindefender]

SMELL gas? Locate the suspected leak by striking an ordinary match
in every room in the house until a loud explosion reveals
the source of the escaping gas.

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

 

[Joe_Fox]

Don't get rid of those old plastic milk bottles, sellotape them to the ceiling of the box room to create a sci-fi feel to the place. Wohohoooo

 

[lazzer]

avoid unecessary arguments with the ladies you live with over toliet seats being left up ,by simply pissing in the sink

 

[webmaster]

Are you posting from beyond the grave then highlander?

He didn't say who it was fatal to. Maybe his 'special friend' is the one who died. I'd rather not try to imagine how that happened though

 

[lazzer]

avoid wasting money on expensive binoculars simply stand nearer to the object you want to look at

 

[Joe_Fox]

He didn't say who it was fatal to. Maybe his 'special friend' is the one who died. I'd rather not try to imagine how that happened though

Are you posting from beyond the grave then highlander?

...and I didn't say that he was posting from beyond the grave, I merely questioned it. Really Webbo, you should give your brain a chance to engage before typing.

 

[webmaster]

...and I didn't say that he was posting from beyond the grave, I merely questioned it. Really Webbo, you should give your brain a chance to engage before typing.

I didn't say you said he was. You should read what I write and try to understand it before replying.

 

[Joe_Fox]

I didn't say you said he was. You should read what I write and try to understand it before replying.

I didn't sayd that you said I said he was - tsk, you really should think before you type webbo.

 

[MHS]

Some quality posts my sides are splitting!! :icon_lol:

 

[lazzer]

Chavs save time and energy by refraining from saying "know what i mean" at the end of every sentence by simply speaking clearly and concisely in the first place.

 

[Macky]

Traffic wardens, save me the bother of going out of my way to purchase my pay-and-display ticket by just slapping a fine on my windscreen before I've even had a chance to get back to the car, you malingering c#ntbucket.
This will save me an uneccesary trip to get buy a ticket & I can just pay the outrageous fine with my credit card.
Thank you so much, you festering w@nkstain.

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

:icon_lol: sorry macky shouldnt laugh :icon_lol:

 

[Macky]

:icon_lol: sorry macky shouldnt laugh :icon_lol:

no, please laugh away YV, it makes it easier for me knowing that you're getting some pleasure out of my miserable day.

 

[lazzer]

soldiers... invest in a good quality digital camera and avoid all that court martial tomfoolery plus a trip to tru print

 

[Cate Fox]

tru print?!!!!!

 

[lazzer]

alright then jessops :icon_lol:

 

[MKFox]

Coal men.
Save having to wash your clothes by taking a night time job delivering sacks of flour.

 

[Durham Fox]

Recreate the fun of a visit to a public swimming pool in your
own home by filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of
bleach, then urinating into it, before jumping in.