highland fox
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I had a sex test once. I failed. I think I'd pass it if I took it again, I've been practising.
rumour has it you are still shite at it though and still can't better your record of 15.76 seconds
I had a sex test once. I failed. I think I'd pass it if I took it again, I've been practising.
rumour has it you are still shite at it though and still can't better your record of 15.76 seconds
And eight seconds of that is working out how to use the slow motion button on his DVD player
Caster Semenya
caster semenya
aster secmenya
a ster secmanye
a ter secmanyes
a ret sec man yes
yes a ret sec man
yes a sec ret man
yes a secret man
according to Sky News the results apparently say "she" is a hermaphrodite
Well fcuk me
Are you sure? I think the appropriate tests should be undertaken.Its not me honest, im white for a start.....
Are you sure? I think the appropriate tests should be undertaken.
Best to double check!I'll have a look in the mirror when I get home but im fairly certain I was white this morning.
LOL
Doc: "we have the silky skills of Pele, the fancy footwork of Maradonna and , well Mark Lawrenson."
Mike Basset: "Mark Lawrenson?"
Doc : "We ran out of money"
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Wrong thread?
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1 | Liverpool | 17 | 42 |
2 | Chelsea | 18 | 35 |
3 | Nottm F | 18 | 34 |
4 | Arsenal | 17 | 33 |
5 | Newcastle | 18 | 29 |
6 | Bournemouth | 18 | 29 |
7 | Manchester C | 18 | 28 |
8 | Fulham | 18 | 28 |
9 | Aston Villa | 18 | 28 |
10 | Brighton | 17 | 25 |
11 | Tottenham | 18 | 23 |
12 | Brentford | 17 | 23 |
13 | West Ham | 18 | 23 |
14 | Manchester U | 18 | 22 |
15 | Everton | 17 | 17 |
16 | Palace | 18 | 17 |
17 | Wolves | 18 | 15 |
18 | Leicester | 18 | 14 |
19 | Ipswich | 17 | 12 |
20 | Southampton | 18 | 6 |