Post Match Manchester City 5 Leicester 1

[Klaus Hergersheimer]

England looked like they'd been recruited from Holloway on day release.

He really was an awful manager, wasn't he?

 

[looney]

And. Playing 2 left backs and thinking that will make one good one. Bollox.

 

[camberwell fox]

And. Playing 2 left backs and thinking that will make one good one. Bollox.

Well, two arves normally make an ole.

 

[H T B]

Just played Puel 'interview bingo' and didn't quite make the full house. Only four out of five.

• fantastic (when winning) difficult (when losing)
• intensity
• consistency
• possibility
• training session

You haven't like him from day one.

You are becoming boring and repetitive.

Isn't that irony in itself

 

[fitz]

And. Playing 2 left backs and thinking that will make one good one. Bollox.

We tried it with right backs a while ago. Ended up with hundreds of the ****ers playing at once and they were still shit.

 

[H T B]

Despite today's result I'm now feeling rather chipper. The slip of paper in the fortune cookie that came with my vegetable chow mein said I'm going to be rich, and fortune cookies are never, ever wrong.

Did it have a capital R
You're changing your name

 

[give_us_a_wave]

Thank you Stephanie for livening up what threatened to be a miserable thread.

Surely the half time panel are there to fill the screen while viewers are busy talking to friends, peeing away one pint, getting another and joining the scrum for a free hot dog.

Taking into account that I could not hear a word that was said I prefer Stephanie as a pundit to Robbie Savage and Danny Murphy

I take the whole thing as a positive. Think about it. If this same thread had existed 20 years ago it would have degenerated into a discussion about whether we'd shag her or not long before now.

& we're FOOTBALL FANS! Imagine how far civilised people must have advanced in the same period.

 

[H T B]

Beyond what others may think.
I thought it was a game of 2 goalkeepers
Ours was a liability
Theirs was confident in everything he did.
Anytime we got anywhere near, he was there.
When they got near, we were asking "where's Kasper?"
Time for a change?

 

[H T B]

I take the whole thing as a positive. Think about it. If this same thread had existed 20 years ago it would have degenerated into a discussion about whether we'd shag her or not long before now.

& we're FOOTBALL FANS! Imagine how far civilised people must have advanced in the same period.

I've been thinking Kelly's worth a squirt for quite a while
Is that wrong?

 

[Blaarev]

I take the whole thing as a positive. Think about it. If this same thread had existed 20 years ago it would have degenerated into a discussion about whether we'd shag her or not long before now.

& we're FOOTBALL FANS! Imagine how far civilised people must have advanced in the same period.

Well, would you?

 

[give_us_a_wave]

I've been thinking Kelly's worth a squirt for quite a while
Is that wrong?

Of course not. I'm a man aged over 50, so THINKING about women under 40 is about as good as it's going to get. Thinking about it can never be wrong.

If you were stood outside her house, wanking under a street light THAT would be wrong.

Although it might help you become President of the United States.

 

[give_us_a_wave]

Well, would you?

I make it a rule only to try to have sexual contact with women who are likely to: a) Be interested b) Be impressed by the outcome.

She's 29 & a professional athlete. I'm 53 & a ****.

I'd probably die.

So...erm,no.

 

[Klaus Hergersheimer]

Beyond what others may think.
I thought it was a game of 2 goalkeepers
Ours was a liability
Theirs was confident in everything he did.
Anytime we got anywhere near, he was there.
When they got near, we were asking "where's Kasper?"
Time for a change?

Kasper is weird. He spent the last 5 minutes of the Swansea game in a rage, jabbing his finger at all and sundry. If Swansea hadn't already settled for the draw they could have won, because Kasper had lost his head and wasn't concentrating on the game.

 

[H T B]

I make it a rule only to try to have sexual contact with women who are likely to: a) Be interested b) Be impressed by the outcome.

She's 29 & a professional athlete. I'm 53 & a ****.

I'd probably die.

So...erm,no.

Nowt wrong with a bit of fantasy

 

[give_us_a_wave]

Kasper is weird. He spent the last 5 minutes of the Swansea game in a rage, jabbing his finger at all and sundry. If Swansea hadn't already settled for the draw they could have won, because Kasper had lost his head and wasn't concentrating on the game.

It's a Viking Berserker thing. The dark undercurrent in the Danish psyche.

 

[give_us_a_wave]

Nowt wrong with a bit of fantasy

True. In my fantasies I'm 26 & irresistible to women.

Or I'm me as I really am but so stinking rich & immensely powerful they don't say no. In fact I'm so rich & powerful they try to outdo each other in suggesting progressively more outrageous kinky shit in order to get my attention.

Then I wake up,feed the cat & make a fry up while trying not to hate myself for not having 50 quid on City to win the ****ing league.

If I had it could all be real.

 

[Blaarev]

I take the whole thing as a positive. Think about it. If this same thread had existed 20 years ago it would have degenerated into a discussion about whether we'd shag her or not long before now.

& we're FOOTBALL FANS! Imagine how far civilised people must have advanced in the same period.

I make it a rule only to try to have sexual contact with women who are likely to: a) Be interested b) Be impressed by the outcome.

She's 29 & a professional athlete. I'm 53 & a ****.

I'd probably die.

So...erm,no.

Hmmmm.... Now I understand. The thread would most likely had taken another direction when you were 33

 

[fitz]

Beyond what others may think.
I thought it was a game of 2 goalkeepers
Ours was a liability
Theirs was confident in everything he did.
Anytime we got anywhere near, he was there.
When they got near, we were asking "where's Kasper?"
Time for a change?

Kasper helped make it more embarrassing than it could have been but there was much more shit from our lot than just him.

The first goal came about because Silva didn't have faith in Chilwell being able to defend and as a result left the best midfielder in the country in acres of space to cross. That was possibly the most involved Silva got all game, choosing to not get involved in that move burned all his energy up and he had to stand doing **** all for the other 44 minutes.

Maguire obviously decided to use the performances of John Stones in his final Everton season as a benchmark to impress the big team.

Chilwell and Fuchs are just shit.

Ndidi just spent the entire game legging it and trying to knock them over. Probably as he was the only player in a midfield 3.

James...looks good in a game which isn't so fast paced. If he has to turn and run the other way he needs a weeks notice.

Diabetes and Marc did plenty running and attempted to do things but were pissing in the wind.

Vardy took his goal well.

 

[David Gwilliam]

I also think the decision to give Phil Neville the England job a disgrace. There are plenty of better qualified women that should have got the job ahead of him.

People are grossly unfair to Phil Neville. The England manager should have the vision of Busby, the passion of Shankly and the charisma of Clough.. No doubt the same people who spotted these qualities when Steve Maclaren was appointed to the men's team saw them also in Phil Neville.

 

[Lako42]

Blimey, did we even have a game today?


More shit witnessed in this thread than there was at the Etihad.