Melton's 'what did you get for xmas' thread.

[FIF]

I've led a sheltered life. I had to look up the word "merkin".

 

[Melton Fox]

I've led a sheltered life. I had to look up the word "merkin".

It's new to me too, but I can't be arsed to look it up.

 

[FIF]

Fanny cover for prostitutes who shave 'em nude.

 

[Melton Fox]

Fanny cover for prostitutes who shave 'em nude.

Blimey

 

[Macky]

Fanny cover for prostitutes who shave 'em nude.

Nothing to do with prostitutes, it's just a fanny wig.

 

[Cate Fox]

why would they want a wig ?

 

[newtonfox]

Fanny cover for prostitutes who shave 'em nude.

Blimey

:icon_cool

 

[bocadillo]

Nothing to do with prostitutes, it's just a fanny wig.

They're everything to do with prostitutes. They were first designed and produced to replace the fanny hair that prostitutes had shaved off because of infestations of pubic lice.

 

[bocadillo]

Not to be confused with:

 

[FIF]

They're everything to do with prostitutes. They were first designed and produced to replace the fanny hair that prostitutes had shaved off because of infestations of pubic lice.

Thank you Boc.

 

[FIF]

:icon_cool

Newts did you take that in your bathroom mirror? :icon_lol:

 

[newtonfox]

Newts did you take that in your bathroom mirror? :icon_lol:

No Spion pm'ed it me :icon_lol:

 

[Macky]

They're everything to do with prostitutes. They were first designed and produced to replace the fanny hair that prostitutes had shaved off because of infestations of pubic lice.

As I said, they're nothing to do with prostitutes, it's just a fanny wig and they're worn by lots of women who've never had pubic lice.

 

[spionfox]

As I said, they're nothing to do with prostitutes, it's just a fanny wig and they're worn by lots of women who've never had pubic lice.

I must admit, I've never come across a woman who wore a merkin.

 

[newtonfox]

I must admit, I've never come across a woman who wore a merkin.

what about that one from highfields you told me about......................

 

[spionfox]

what about that one from highfields you told me about......................

I didn't actually come across her, I held back :icon_wink

 

[Macky]

I must admit, I've never come across a woman who wore a merkin.

I have, I also came inside her

 

[Brauny Blue]

A bird feeding station.

Thats o.k except i didnt want a massive book on all the species.

Ffs i'm not Bill Oddie and i can identify a ****ing wood pigeon.

 

[FIF]

As I said, they're nothing to do with prostitutes, it's just a fanny wig and they're worn by lots of women who've never had pubic lice.

A merkin (first use, according to the OED, 1617) is a pubic wig, originally worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia to eliminate lice or disguise the marks of syphilis.

According to Wikipedia - You'd better put them right so that more fools don't think the wrong thing.

 

[FIF]

A vertical aerodynamic fin called the Merkin first saw its use in Formula One on the Williams FW22A (2000) (as named by Chief Aerodynamicist Geoff Willis), although this name was changed to the more common name of "Forward Guide Vane" after higher authorities found out its true meaning.

"Merkin" is also used to refer to a male sex-toy in the humorous novels of Tom Sharpe. Both the Shorter Oxford English Dictionary and The Joy of Sex define the Merkin as an "artificial vagina."[4]

In gay slang, "merkin" may refer to a man who acts as the date for, or even marries, a lesbian — usually for the purpose of making her appear heterosexual for various social reasons.[5] It is a humorous variant on the term "beard", meaning a false date or romantic partner designed to mislead others about the nature of a relationship, and/or to conceal someone's sexual orientation.

Wikipedia suggests these as alternate definitions.