Melton's 'what did you get for xmas' thread.

[highland fox]

Can't beat one of mine

Some copper tape slug repellent

Cheers for that..........

What width ?

 

[enderby fox]

What width ?

I got a calender of Melton. Seriously.

I only ever go there when playing cricket, i live over the other side of leicester. why the **** would anyone buy me a calendar of melton. No denying its better then my scumhole but **** me what happened to good old calandars of top heavy nekid mug runcher's.

 

[homer]

I got a calender off Melton

That man is just pure generosity - he hardly even knows you

What a top fella

 

[spionfox]

No denying its better then my scumhole

At least your scumhole hasn't got Melts anywhere near :icon_bigg

 

[newtonfox]

At least your scumhole hasn't got Melts anywhere near :icon_bigg

Are you sure about that

 

[spionfox]

Are you sure about that

I wrote SCUMhole, not BUMhole :icon_lol:

 

[FIF]

Was Melton nude?

 

[homer]

Was Melton nude?

He usually is for the whole of the Christmas period - apart from his merkin, of course

 

[FIF]

He usually is for the whole of the Christmas period - apart from his merkin, of course

Is he a prossie?

 

[enderby fox]

Was Melton nude?

No a twig was hiding his modesty

 

[MKFox]

i thought a gash syrup was a wazzock.

 

[Steven]

i thought a gash syrup was a wazzock.

Somebody from the West Country. :icon_wink

 

[Han]

Coolest present for me was probably a remote control helicopter. A proper boy's toy!

Other than that:
Jimmy Carr Tickets
A few bits of clothing
Clarkson DVD
One Lynx set
Fake Armani aftershave
Sweets

Disappointing presents really. I rely on Christmas to supply my year's worth of deodorant, shower gel, work shirts and underwear. I'm actually going to have to buy them myself now.

Me and the missus went to New York as our xmas present to each other, that was amazing.

 

[Joe_Fox]

I got the following:

- Marshall 50W AVT guitar amp
- Green Antworks and Illuminator
- Pink Floyd book
- Bob Dylan book
- Techno balls 269
- Mercury Rev album - Snowflake Midnight
- Mogwai album - The Hawk is Howling
- Joop Jump
- Beer goggles
- Guylian chocolates
- £10 WHSmith gift card

...and some other bits and bobs. Did quite well really. Happy new year to you all.

 

[FIF]

piece of coal - still better than last year, the price of coal has gone up.

 

[newtonfox]

piece of coal - still better than last year, the price of coal has gone up.

Can i have it plz

 

[spionfox]

Can i have it plz

Ran out of tyres already?

 

[newtonfox]

Ran out of tyres already?

Got a few left but can not use them,next doors moaning .

 

[Melton Fox]

Got a few left but can not use them,next doors moaning .

Why? Are you still swinging on them in the early hours?

 

[newtonfox]

Why? Are you still swinging on them in the early hours?

No, they where pissed off ,seeing as the tyres where off there cars :icon_bigg :icon_wink