more train help please

[Macky]

Dunno, but 6 greyhounds do. They constitute a race

Just a reminder to everybody, houndist comments will not be tolerated as per the forum rules

 

[Mawsley]

What differs between the phenotypes of an Irish person sitting in a house in Dublin and one stealing the lead from a church roof before driving a big white van without a VED disk back to his over-sized caravan illegally parked on private land with a dog on the loose and a mangy horse tied up next to it?

 

[Macky]

What differs between the phenotypes of an Irish person sitting in a house in Dublin and one stealing the lead from a church roof before driving a big white van without a VED disk back to his over-sized caravan illegally parked on private land with a dog on the loose and a mangy horse tied up next to it?

Travellers have six toes and an extra nipple. It helps them climb onto church roofs and means they can nurture more offspring

 

[Mawsley]

I was hoping Matt would answer so that I can work out if I am a casual racist or not.

 

[Macky]

I was hoping Matt would answer so that I can work out if I am a casual racist or not.

Never mind all that, the real question, that I'm sure all forum members want answered, is how can you possibly be a tyrannosaur from the Cretaceous? Everyone knows they lived in the late Triassic and Jurassic periods. Jesus wept, have we learnt nothing from Jurassic Park? I suppose you think Spielberg was just making stuff up as he went along?

 

[Jeff]

Spielberg

At the exact moment I read that, Stan Smith on American Dad said "Spielberg".


Finally we have conclusive proof that coincidences do exist.

 

[Macky]

At the exact moment I read that, Stan Smith on American Dad said "Spielberg".


Finally we have conclusive proof that coincidences do exist.

OOOOH YAAAH!!! He works for the CIA as well, do you think they're monitoring us?

 

[Motown Fox]

OOOOH YAAAH!!! He works for the CIA as well, do you think they're monitoring us?

Perhaps one of those 4 turning up about your Foxes Player will be named Roger.

 

[manxfox]

For the record I didn't go, thanks for all your help




gypo hating, pikey loving camel jockeys!

 

[Mawsley]

Never mind all that, the real question, that I'm sure all forum members want answered, is how can you possibly be a tyrannosaur from the Cretaceous? Everyone knows they lived in the late Triassic and Jurassic periods. Jesus wept, have we learnt nothing from Jurassic Park? I suppose you think Spielberg was just making stuff up as he went along?

Eh?

• Cretaceous dinosaurs
• Cretaceous dinosaurs
• Cretaceous dinosaurs

 

[Macky]

Don't be trying to use facts to explain your time travelling. We don't take too kindly to facts around these here parts