Speculation Motown's hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded Summer 2017 rumours thread

[Mawsley]

Any truth in the rumour we are going to sign Billy the Fish's striker cousin?



If Vardy moves on then there's certainly a plaice in the front line. I'd imagine that he's very familiar with where the nets are, and cod be an improvement over Slimani.

 

[Miles Away]

Because they have 2 incredible strikers who he'll never get in front of.

One of which they are selling.

 

[pork pie fox]

Any truth in the rumour we are going to sign Billy the Fish's striker cousin?



If Vardy moves on then there's certainly a plaice in the front line. I'd imagine that he's very familiar with where the nets are, and cod be an improvement over Slimani.

I think Slimani could benefit from us signing a player like Guppy.

 

[City Fan]

I think Slimani could benefit from us signing a player like Guppy.

How can he benefit from us signing a 48 year old winger?

 

[Mawsley]

How can he benefit from us signing a 48 year old winger?

No need to batter the lad, he was simply offering a kraken idea. A Guppy would rebalance the scales and offer some fin different.

 

[pork pie fox]

How can he benefit from us signing a 48 year old winger?

I thought it was a reasonable suggestion, but if you're happy to cast it aside so easily, then so be it.

 

[camberwell fox]

I thought it was a reasonable suggestion, but if you're happy to cast it aside so easily, then so be it.

Was it his sole suggestion?

 

[TommyK]

fish

 

[SJN-Fox]

I think there's certainly a plaice for that kind of player.

 

[Borderfox]

What a load of codswallop!

 

[Feriol]

It seems a few people are Harbouring negative thoughts about the Buoy. I can't see why, i think he would be Flippin marvelous.

 

[SJN-Fox]

We should not be making anenome of him.

 

[Blaarev]

Would cost a few squid though

 

[Blaarev]

This is probably just a load of pollocks anyway.

 

[jb5000]

Landing a player like this would help us reach our quotas

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[Mike - True Blue Tinter]

Title of the thread should tell you this is just a red herring.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Gary Breem, Cod Fanni and Claude Mackerelele all available on freebies this summer.

 

[homer]

I like a nice wet kipper

 

[pork pie fox]

This thread has gone way off topic. I'm off to the General Election thread to discuss the merits of Nicola Sturgeon.

 

[homer]

Heard a whisper about Robin Van Perchie being available