My letter to Sven

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SuperScout said:
I can reveal that Marcel de Jong WAS on the list of 19 players I sent to Sven-Goran Eriksson on Wednesday 4th May 2011. Another clue for the others: four of them are English, but only one of those four is playing for a Club in the Championship.
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Thats an incredibly poor clue, of course it isnt as if here are more than say ten english footballers in the world. Oh, no, wait, there are literally thousands, and you expect us to guess four

PS: Sorry everyone, I'm a bit boed and fancied starting this shit up again :D
 
fcukcov said:
Bear Grylls. Isn't he the head of the scouts now?

P.s. Can't believe I missed this thread!!
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I can confirm, that as of July 2009, Bear Grylls WAS appointed the youngest ever Chief Scout. His name was sent in on some sort of 'list'…
 
Jenks said:
I can confirm, that as of July 2009, Bear Grylls WAS appointed the youngest ever Chief Scout. His name was sent in on some sort of 'list'…
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Bear Grylls got chucked out the scouts for drinking his own urine

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When I was in the scouts, our Akela was a woman. And nobody touched me inappropriately. Or indeed appropriately - I was in the scouts, who'd want to touch one of those geeks?
 
Blue Maniac said:
Are you suggesting that the Scouts is a means for middle aged men with no friends or proper hobbies beyond touching young boys to touch young boys?
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Hmmm... that's an interesting hypothesis.

If somebody was in the Scouts and was really, really good at it, a kind of SuperScout I suppose, if they had to cope with the pressure of escaping the pederasty of one or more of their Scout leaders, I imagine that that would have a deep psychological effect on them.
It could, possibly, lead them to withdraw into some sort of escapist fantasy world or maybe some kind of anally obsessive list making behaviour.

Just sayin like
 
To be frank, the way they go dressed to their scout meetings they're just asking for it. All those woggles and badges and shit. They should be banned.
 
Chris Woggle
 
I can confirm that Lee Peltier was NOT on the list I sent to Sven-Goran Eriksson on Wednesday 4th May 2011.
 
SuperScout said:
Well considering the two right backs on my list were much better, starting to wonder whether the Swede has been on the magic mushrooms.
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if you died, who would the planet revolve around?
 
I can confirm that Neil Danns was NOT on the list I sent to Sven-Goran Eriksson on Wednesday 4th May 2011. This isn't looking good. :(
 
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