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Jesus... that got me in trouble. Laughed out loud and everyone looked at what I was doing... BUGGER.
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Jesus... that got me in trouble. Laughed out loud and everyone looked at what I was doing... BUGGER.
No she isn't!
Never mind, I'm sure she has other qualities.
Never mind, I'm sure she has other qualities.
Other than being a dirty bitch?
Are there any worth having?
I reckon I've had her before, she's not that dirty
Of course there are!
You can't have a decent relationship just based on sex, you have to be able to have a laugh with them and have good conversations and stuff.
You can't have a decent relationship just based on sex, she has to be able to cook and clean too.
Ok that's total bollocks as usual. I'm actually very helpful to her. Once we made a cake together and I've made her scrambled eggs for breakfast twice now.
She prefers poached for breakfast.......and I've made her scrambled eggs for breakfast twice now.
She prefers poached for breakfast....
Ive gave her fertilised at least twice......
mate just leave it-your only digging yourself into a deeper holeOk that's total bollocks as usual. I'm actually very helpful to her. Once we made a cake together and I've made her scrambled eggs for breakfast twice now.
mate just leave it-your only digging yourself into a deeper hole
mate just leave it-your only digging yourself into a deeper hole
do you wear an apron for her as well?
did you whip out your hose and douse her fire? :icon_winkThe second time I was just wearing my jimmyjams.
did you whip out your hose and douse her fire? :icon_wink
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