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Once again, total bollocks.

I was wearing these England pajamas that say "guaranteed to score" on them. She found that quite funny. I said it was stupid in a way though becuase these days England aren't guaranteed to score, but obviously it's a pun.

I bet with a line like that you managed to "smack that" all over the kitchen, probably even got the egg beater involved. Or provided your own beater :icon_wink
 
I bet with a line like that you managed to "smack that" all over the kitchen, probably even got the egg beater involved. Or provided your own beater :icon_wink

I used a fork to beat the eggs. No my parents were in the house while I was making it so we were being quite sensible.
 
Once again, total bollocks.

I was wearing these England pajamas that say "guaranteed to score" on them. She found that quite funny. I said it was stupid in a way though becuase these days England aren't guaranteed to score, but obviously it's a pun.

So anyway, tell us again how the feck did you get Charlie to go out with you?
 
So anyway, tell us again how the feck did you get Charlie to go out with you?

I told you, I was bored of her so I recommended she give him a ride.

It's amazing how ones humour and intelligence level drop to that of those one is talking to!
 
I just want to know his cake recipe, it must be good :icon_lol:

Apparently he was gonna do boiled eggs and put them in his england cups which, as he explained at the time was ironic as the eggs would probably stay in the cups longer than England ever will.
 
Apparently he was gonna do boiled eggs and put them in his england cups which, as he explained at the time was ironic as the eggs would probably stay in the cups longer than England ever will.

And the egg cups would have a classy line on them like "Like to suck eggs? suck mine" and they'd have a hoot laughing at them
 
So anyway, tell us again how the feck did you get Charlie to go out with you?

I made friends with a someone who was one of her friends. Through him I met her. I just started talking to her one day. The following day everyone told me that she fancied me. I was like "yeah right" but then I realised she really did. I basically went out with her about a week and a half later from that point.
 
I made friends with a someone who was one of her friends. Through him I met her. I just started talking to her one day. The following day everyone told me that she fancied me. I was like "yeah right" but then I realised she really did. I basically went out with her about a week and a half later from that point.

fascinating.
 
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