New ex-players (and managers) thread

[londonfox]

That's tremendous news if true.

Why?

 

[glyn]

Why?

He’s coming home.

 

[fox58]

With Steve Bruce sacking, West Brom have also parted company with Steve Agnew, Stephen Clemence and Alex Bruce

 

[popillius]

With Steve Bruce sacking, West Brom have also parted company with Steve Agnew, Stephen Clemence and Alex Bruce

Gerrumin

 

[Miles Away]

Steve Agnew. Decent player.

 

[Brown Nose]

Steve Agnew. Decent player.

Until he signed for us.

 

[Miles Away]

Until he signed for us.

I thought he did alright, generally.

Certainly enjoyed his sending off.

 

[Brown Nose]

I thought he did alright, generally.

Certainly enjoyed his sending off.

He was an excellent player before coming to us and I remember getting very excited when he joined. But he was largely injured and shite.

 

[alex]

Mark Draper though. Quality.

 

[camberwell fox]

Steve Agnew. Decent player.

Plus, he had no hair, but we didn't care.

 

[Blue Maniac]

How come players aren’t bald like Agnew and Draper any more?

 

[fox58]

How come players aren’t bald like Agnew and Draper any more?

Transplants

 

[camberwell fox]

Transplants

Here today…gone tomorrow?

 

[tedfoxxx]

Gerrumin

I’d take Spiro Agnew, Clémence Poésy (woof) and Fiona Bruce over the useless **** in charge at the minute.

 

[FOX Franks]

I’d take Spiro Agnew, Clémence Poésy (woof) and Fiona Bruce over the useless **** in charge at the

 

[tedfoxxx]

FOX Franks

AAAARRROOOOOO!

 

[Rock Fox]

I’d take Spiro Agnew, Clémence Poésy (woof) and Fiona Bruce over the useless **** in charge at the minute.

Now Fiona, my Antiques Roadshow challenge for you today is to look at these three items all connected with Leicester City FC (founded in 1884) and rank them in order of value; a shin pad reputedly worn by Junior Lewis, Brendan Rodgers, a half time cup of Bovril dating back to the 1960’s?

 

[tedfoxxx]

Now Fiona, my Antiques Roadshow challenge for you today is to look at these three items all connected with Leicester City FC (founded in 1884) and rank them in order of value; a shin pad reputedly worn by Junior Lewis, Brendan Rodgers, a half time cup of Bovril dating back to the 1960’s?

Basic - Brendan Rodgers
Better - The shin pad
Best - The Bovril

 

[Rock Fox]

Basic - Brendan Rodgers
Better - The shin pad
Best - The Bovril

Almost -
Expert: So, what have you decided, Fiona?

Fiona Bruce: I have no ****ing clue…they're all pretty rubbish

Expert: The basic, least valuable item is the shin pad because it was only reputed to be worn by Junior Lewis. I’m afraid it hasn’t been authenticated, otherwise it would obviously be worth a lot more.

Fiona Bruce: Only ****ing reputed? Shit! I should have picked up on that…

Expert: The middle value item is (dramatic pause) the 1960’s cup of Bovril, because it was from the very last match that Derek Dougan played for Leicester City!

Fiona Bruce: You should have said that at the start, you smug prick.

Expert: And therefore, somewhat astonishingly, the most valuable item is Brendan Rodgers. I’ve heard it said that Leicester City are preparing to pay up to £10 million for him … to go. So, did that surprise you, Fiona?

Fiona Bruce: **** yeah – I always thought it was spelt Rogers.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Almost -
Expert: So, what have you decided, Fiona?

Fiona Bruce: I have no ****ing clue…they're all pretty rubbish

Expert: The basic, least valuable item is the shin pad because it was only reputed to be worn by Junior Lewis. I’m afraid it hasn’t been authenticated, otherwise it would obviously be worth a lot more.

Fiona Bruce: Only ****ing reputed? Shit! I should have picked up on that…

Expert: The middle value item is (dramatic pause) the 1960’s cup of Bovril, because it was from the very last match that Derek Dougan played for Leicester City!

Fiona Bruce: You should have said that at the start, you smug prick.

Expert: And therefore, somewhat astonishingly, the most valuable item is Brendan Rodgers. I’ve heard it said that Leicester City are preparing to pay up to £10 million for him … to go. So, did that surprise you, Fiona?

Fiona Bruce: **** yeah – I always thought it was spelt Rogers.

There is a big demand in China for Junior Lewis’ shin pads and unfortunately that’s lead to a lot of very convincing replicas flooding the market.