New ex-players (and managers) thread
- Thread starter Blue Maniac
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glyn
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He’s coming home.
popillius
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Gerrumin
Miles Away
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Steve Agnew. Decent player.
Brown Nose
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Until he signed for us.
Miles Away
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Brown Nose
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He was an excellent player before coming to us and I remember getting very excited when he joined. But he was largely injured and shite.
camberwell fox
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Plus, he had no hair, but we didn't care.
Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
How come players aren’t bald like Agnew and Draper any more?
fox58
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Transplants
camberwell fox
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Here today…gone tomorrow?
tedfoxxx
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I’d take Spiro Agnew, Clémence Poésy (woof) and Fiona Bruce over the useless **** in charge at the minute.
FOX Franks
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I’d take Spiro Agnew, Clémence Poésy (woof) and Fiona Bruce over the useless **** in charge at the
tedfoxxx
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Now Fiona, my Antiques Roadshow challenge for you today is to look at these three items all connected with Leicester City FC (founded in 1884) and rank them in order of value; a shin pad reputedly worn by Junior Lewis, Brendan Rodgers, a half time cup of Bovril dating back to the 1960’s?
tedfoxxx
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Almost -
Expert: So, what have you decided, Fiona?
Fiona Bruce: I have no ****ing clue…they're all pretty rubbish
Expert: The basic, least valuable item is the shin pad because it was only reputed to be worn by Junior Lewis. I’m afraid it hasn’t been authenticated, otherwise it would obviously be worth a lot more.
Fiona Bruce: Only ****ing reputed? Shit! I should have picked up on that…
Expert: The middle value item is (dramatic pause) the 1960’s cup of Bovril, because it was from the very last match that Derek Dougan played for Leicester City!
Fiona Bruce: You should have said that at the start, you smug prick.
Expert: And therefore, somewhat astonishingly, the most valuable item is Brendan Rodgers. I’ve heard it said that Leicester City are preparing to pay up to £10 million for him … to go. So, did that surprise you, Fiona?
Fiona Bruce: **** yeah – I always thought it was spelt Rogers.
tedfoxxx
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There is a big demand in China for Junior Lewis’ shin pads and unfortunately that’s lead to a lot of very convincing replicas flooding the market.
Championship
| P | Pld | Pts | |
| 1 | Leicester | 45 | 97 |
| 2 | Ipswich | 45 | 93 |
| 3 | Leeds Utd | 45 | 90 |
| 4 | Southampton | 45 | 84 |
| 5 | Norwich City | 45 | 73 |
| 6 | West Brom | 45 | 72 |
| 7 | Hull City | 45 | 70 |
| 8 | Middlesbro | 45 | 66 |
| 9 | Coventry City | 45 | 64 |
| 10 | Preston | 45 | 63 |
| 11 | Bristol City | 45 | 62 |
| 12 | Cardiff City | 45 | 62 |
| 13 | Swansea City | 45 | 57 |
| 14 | Watford | 45 | 56 |
| 15 | Sunderland | 45 | 56 |
| 16 | Millwall | 45 | 56 |
| 17 | QPR | 45 | 53 |
| 18 | Stoke City | 45 | 53 |
| 19 | Blackburn | 45 | 50 |
| 20 | Sheffield W | 45 | 50 |
| 21 | Plymouth | 45 | 48 |
| 22 | Birmingham | 45 | 47 |
| 23 | Huddersfield | 45 | 45 |
| 24 | Rotherham Utd | 45 | 24 |
