New improved safe house.

[Blue Maniac]

I think I'll just mark all forums as read and hide in here for a while. Anyone got any alcohol?

I've got some Buster Bathroom Drain Clear

 

[pork pie fox]

I've got some Buster Bathroom Drain Clear

To be fair BM that still sounds quite tempting at the moment

 

[Mystery benefactor]

Let me in. I need cheering up. A dartboard would be nice.

 

[Macky]

Let me in. I need cheering up. A dartboard would be nice.

There's a dart board over there in the corner. The one with the dandy fop's picture sellotaped to it

 

[homer]

Don't bend over if you drop your dart, though.....

 

[beaumontfox]

Ok, who has been in the munchies cupboard and nicked all my Galaxy bars??

FFS this is supposed to be a safe house and not even chocolate is sacred!

 

[Siouxsie]

Ok, who has been in the munchies cupboard and nicked all my Galaxy bars??

FFS this is supposed to be a safe house and not even chocolate is sacred!

sorry. but they are my favourite and it has been a stressful weekend :icon_redf

 

[beaumontfox]

Seeing as it's you, I'll let you off!

You can buy some posh choccy biscuits to replace them

 

[Blue Maniac]

Finally the women are back.

Hmm.

 

[beaumontfox]

:icon_roll

 

[camberwell fox]

:icon_roll

Anyone fancy helping me with a shandy?

 

[lazzer]

Anyone fancy helping me with a shandy?

Yeah I'll stick the Swindon play off DVD on and leave you to it.

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

Yeah I'll stick the Swindon play off DVD on and leave you to it.

:icon_lol:

 

[spionfox]

Anyone fancy helping me with a hand shandy?

:icon_eek:

 

[camberwell fox]

Yeah I'll stick the Swindon play off DVD on and leave you to it.

:icon_cool:icon_lol:

 

[Dour]

If that's how you have a shandy, you could just settle for a lick along the sides.

 

[pork pie fox]

Damn I'm drunk and we've lost, can I sleep it off in here?

 

[spionfox]

Damn I'm drunk and we've lost, can I sleep it off in here?

OK, wake up now, the cleaners are coming in.

 

[pork pie fox]

OK, wake up now, the cleaners are coming in.

Why? Is it safe to go out yet? Can't I just stay a little bit longer?

 

[Dour]

If anyone wants to use the loo, I'd give it 5 minutes.