New improved safe house.

[spionfox]

If anyone wants to use the loo, I'd give it 5 minutes.

The smell might have gone but there's still splatter marks all around the rim

 

[bocadillo]

The smell might have gone but there's still splatter marks all around the rim

I thought moaning women weren't allowed in h...


Oh sorry. It's you, spion!

 

[camberwell fox]

The smell might have gone but there's still splatter marks all around the rim

You have a dirty rim, no?

 

[spionfox]

You have a dirty rim, no?

Not any more. One of the girlies offered to clean it up.

 

[Leesoh]

Mawsley wearing a dress doesn't count as a lady.

 

[beaumontfox]

I bet he isn't the only bloke in here who likes wearing dresses......

 

[spionfox]

I bet he isn't the only bloke in here who likes wearing dresses......

I though I saw Kevin Rowland earlier.

 

[Billyjof]

Sorry let meself in. Not sure who's biscuits these are but I'm helping meself as I brought some milk for brews.

I was expecting a few more in here today. Must be out down the pub celebrating hey ho!

 

[Blue Maniac]

Got some more biscuits, everyone. You each owe me a quid.

 

[spionfox]

Got some more biscuits, everyone. You each owe me a quid.

A quid? Where did you get them from, Harrods?

 

[Siouxsie]

If you could all avoid the bathroom for the next few hours I'd be grateful. Instead of going to the game I've decided to stay in and wash my hair.

 

[Blue Maniac]

A quid? Where did you get them from, Harrods?

Ffs, there's a bloody great big tin here!

 

[Leesoh]

And there was me about to offer to make cherry and chocolate muffins. I needn't bother now!!

 

[spionfox]

And there was me about to offer to make cherry and chocolate muffins. I needn't bother now!!

Any time you want to offer your muffins then go right ahead :icon_wink

 

[beaumontfox]

And there was me about to offer to make cherry and chocolate muffins. I needn't bother now!!

Can you do some banana and walnut ones as well please?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Can you do some banana and walnut ones as well please?

Walnut? Are you some sort of pervert?

 

[Leesoh]

Can you do some banana and walnut ones as well please?

I really don't do bananas. They make me feel sick.

 

[beaumontfox]

Banana and walnut muffins are gorgeous, but I will settle for coffee and walnut cake instead?

 

[Cate Fox]

Banana and walnut muffins are gorgeous, but I will settle for coffee and walnut cake instead?

walnut cake... yum.

 

[Mawsley]

Will trade foot rubs for moist lemon drizzle cake.

In fact I'd probably trade anything for moist lemon drizzle cake.