Match Thread Newcastle v Leicester

[lazzer]

Do I watch this with a beer, or should I go straight onto spirits?

That’s the main selection issue here, I think

Get on the Archers!

 

[give_us_a_wave]

& yeah. How Mendy doesn't get in this team ahead of Wilf is beyond human understanding.

So...Wilf now has to nail a 25 yard worldie & make me look a ****. Go on son.

 

[Payne74]

Maddison and Barnes will have their Newcastle kits on underneath their Leicester kit

 

[homer]

Get on the Archers!

Ooh, that is a very good call, you cheeky little devil

Sadly not a drop in the house

I‘ve gone for cider

 

[Miles Away]

Look at that crowd. We are getting ****ing hammered.

 

[Brown Nose]

Newcastle are shit.

 

[popillius]

Newcastle are shit.

Man City shit or Arsenal shit?

 

[give_us_a_wave]

I've just turned the telly on & been hit with a wave of disbelief that I'm actually going to watch this.

****.

We're going to get buggered so thoroughly the highlights will be entered in next year's porn awards

 

[homer]

Man City shit or Arsenal shit?

Both

But not Leicester City shit, that’s for sure

 

[homer]

Trippier is our big problem here


And the rest of them, come to think of it

 

[Brown Nose]

Let's be honest here. Formations and personnel changes don't really matter too much.

It's bollocks we need tonight.

First sign looking at our players was that they look scared to death.

 

[lazzer]

Rick P injured ?

 

[Singapore Fox]

Ooh, that is a very good call, you cheeky little devil

Sadly not a drop in the house

I‘ve gone for cider

Diamond white with a shot of castaway perhaps?

 

[City Fan]

6 seconds to give the ball away from kick off

 

[Brown Nose]

Rick P injured ?

Is the pope catholic?

 

[Lako42]

Going to get fisted to death

 

[Singapore Fox]

Let's be honest here. Formations and personnel changes don't really matter too much.

It's bollocks we need tonight.

First sign looking at our players was that they look scared to death.

I’m afraid you can’t grow a pair of gonads in a week, no matter what you water them with

 

[give_us_a_wave]

Dean Smith. Trackie top & suit jacket. Can't even make his mind up about that.

****ing twat.

 

[bocadillo]

Boc won't. He'll forget the ****ing website address.

Shortcuts seem to work quite well.

 

[homer]

Soumare looks knackered already….