ouch?

[fcukcov]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

 

[Spanky Fox]

That is crazy, she tried to eat it wtf...what is the world coming to

 

[MKFox]

she grabbed my genitals and "pulled hard".

That caused my underpants to come of and I found I was completely naked

:icon_conf Yeah, right.....

"It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff, I am in no way a violent person."

Obviously....

Lovely couple.....

 

[Brauny Blue]

:icon_conf Yeah, right.....


Obviously....

Lovely couple.....

Sounds like the next Mrs MK

 

[East Anglia Fox]

How can it possibly have not "been my intention" for her to harm him. I mean, she can't have just pulled it off by mistake when she was trying to wank him or something. It's totally rediculous.

I wish she'd just be more honest.

 

[M17TT C]

That's fookin' mental!!!

Must admit I found this bit funny. :icon_lol:

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

I would have loved to have seen the look on both of the people's faces then!! :icon_lol:

 

[Lako42]

this story is about a year old and has been posted on here once before.

 

[Macky]

this story is about a year old and has been posted on here once before.

More like two years old, still made me grimace though.

 

[Brauny Blue]

Load of bollux if you ask me.

 

[Feriol]

Kinky!

 

[SJN-Fox]

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it

With ketchup or brown sauce though?

 

[MHS]

It's already comes with McDonalds mayonnaise.

 

[SJN-Fox]

It's already comes with McDonalds mayonnaise.

Not any more he doesn't !

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

:icon_conf Yeah, right.....


Obviously....

Lovely couple.....

Not anymore they aren't!