Palace anyone?

[Hazzman]

Go on......

Me Mum and Dad are off for to a wedding for the day, this leaves Hazzman and bro of Hazz at home. I suggested let's go Palace for the day, while me mum and dad swan about. However, my Mum wont allow my 14 y/o Brother within a mile radius of London whilst travelling on public transport unless under supervision my Dad. Reckons he'll get lost in Croydon or something and end up in some drugged-up musicians home.

 

[Melton Fox]

I wanted to go but I was stopped on 'security grounds'.

Mums, hey?!?

Typical Mum eh, why they don't like you carrying bombs to games is beyond me. And they always give you that "security grounds" bollox

 

[homer]

How old are you?

He's nearly nineteen and his mum stops him from going to a football game

WTF is going on in this world

 

[bocadillo]

I wanted to go but I was stopped on 'security grounds'.

Mums, hey?!?

Are you a security risk? I am sure that the combined mights of the Selhurst stewards and the Metropolitan Police could have managed you.

 

[alex]

Me Mum and Dad are off for to a wedding for the day, this leaves Hazzman and bro of Hazz at home. I suggested let's go Palace for the day, while me mum and dad swan about. However, my Mum wont allow my 14 y/o Brother within a mile radius of London whilst travelling on public transport unless under supervision my Dad. Reckons he'll get lost in Croydon or something and end up in some drugged-up musicians home.

Wow..... Bloody talent. They're always right aren't they?

 

[Hazzman]

I am not the sticking point, it's my flaming, swearing, hooligan once in away end 14 year old brother.

 

[homer]

I am not the sticking point, it's my flaming, swearing, hooligan once in away end 14 year old brother.

Is this you........?

 

[SJN-Fox]

Reckons he'll get lost in Croydon or something and end up in some drugged-up musicians home.

The problem being .....?

 

[BlockN]

Ticket on the gate for me.

Didnt know there were any.
We've sold the orginal 1k out anyway and they've ordered another 500.
We'll all be there

 

[Leesoh]

Didnt know there were any.
We've sold the orginal 1k out anyway and they've ordered another 500.
We'll all be there

All ten of you?

 

[alex]

There's an extra 1000 on the gate.

 

[MHS]

Didnt know there were any.
We've sold the orginal 1k out anyway and they've ordered another 500.
We'll all be there

Do you know who the annoying bastards were at the back of Fox Travel coach 2 to Southend were? Wasn't any of your clan was it?

 

[highland fox]

My local Leicester game this, all back to mine afterwards for a TB session?

Getting a bottle of Campari in are you Alex?

 

[alex]

Getting a bottle of Campari in are you Alex?

Maybe two....

 

[highland fox]

Maybe two....

And Nibbles ?

 

[alex]

And Nibbles ?

Goes without saying....

 

[highland fox]

Goes without saying....

Will you be wearing some off the shoulder number and spinning a few Brotherhood of Man Cds ?

 

[alex]

Will you be wearing some off the shoulder number and spinning a few Brotherhood of Man Cds ?

God you're good - yes.....

 

[Melton Fox]

God you're good - yes.....

I might wear my long black sequined number and feather boa complemented by my 18" cigarette holder

 

[homer]

I'd keep away if I were you

Just seen the pictures from his last party

And it doesn't look good.................