People That Piss You Off
- Thread starter Melton Fox
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Boy Genius
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Macky
Gruntled Member
Who's that and what have they done to piss you off? Is it a he or a she?
Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
It's well-known that the population of Newport, much like that of Swansea, is one collective twat.
RHYDAL
Well-Known Member
In truth, I'd rather spend a year in Swansea than a week in Newport. The fact they have a Liverpool FC shop whimsically entitled 'The Kop Shop' sums the place up. Wannabe scouse clarts.
I blame S4C for making Brookside the first English language programme they aired, after the Welsh programmes finished for the evening, back in the analogue only days.
Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
They should have showed reruns of Pobol y Cwm.
Incidentally, I watched Myffin y Mul once. It was shit, even for a kids' programme in a made-up language.
RHYDAL
Well-Known Member
They struggle with English let alone Welsh. Summary of a conversation between two Primark clad ladettes I overheard in the high street yesterday....."If you don't f* like it we can f* go for it right f* year. And if your f* fat c* of a girlfriend don't f* like it, get her f* down year and I'll f* fight that c* too."
Darth Vodka
Well-Known Member
must be pretty rough to want to be a scouser
there's a reason the McCanns live in Leicestershire, it's nice and Liverpool is a shit hole. there was a white flight of the middle classes after the Toxteth riots, they left the scummer to scrap it out amongst themselves
Cilla Black lives in Berkshire an all
Lako42
Well-Known Member
Whos missus were you perving on then?
Jermaine Beckford's. Couldn't see her though, I could just hear her.
All I learnt was that it took 3.5 hours to get back from Swindon last night and he spent the whole time on the phone to her. He wasn't going in today, but he was expecting a call from the gaffer. He was taking the kid(s) to school.
bocadillo
Water Gypsy
bocadillo
Water Gypsy
Never happens to me. I tell them to shut the **** up. If that doesn't work, I make such a racket that they can't hear the call.
Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
That's not a word we hear often round here.
Anyway, how do I connect my iPod to my microwave?
Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
Especially if it's Fludie.
Hector
Well-Known Member
But surely you can find out what Ms. Greer's been up to from her website.
bocadillo
Water Gypsy
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