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There was someone on the bus earlier that smelled like a mixture of stilton cheese and weed, it was stomach churning.

The sooner I pass my driving test the better.
 
There was someone on the bus earlier that smelled like a mixture of stilton cheese and weed, it was stomach churning.

The sooner I pass my driving test the better.

i got on the bus for the first time in over a year the other day and was instantly reminded why i walk everywhere.

there was nutter having a conversation with himself that he kept interupting. proper ****ing tonto!
 
i got on the bus for the first time in over a year the other day and was instantly reminded why i walk everywhere.

there was nutter having a conversation with himself that he kept interupting. proper ****ing tonto!

That's weird, I got on the bus for the first time in years on Saturday. No nutters or anything, in fact the bus was empty (eco friendly my arse), but it cost me a quid to get from The Pastures to Narborough village!! A feckin quid!!
 
my favourite spoonerism:-

but i haven't had a c_nt all night drinkstable!

:) yeah for spoonerisms, where's the portmanteau thread?
 
i got on the bus for the first time in over a year the other day and was instantly reminded why i walk everywhere.

there was nutter having a conversation with himself that he kept interupting. proper ****ing tonto!

It's also a place for chavy mums to threat their kids like shit and strike them in public.
 
That's weird, I got on the bus for the first time in years on Saturday. No nutters or anything, in fact the bus was empty (eco friendly my arse), but it cost me a quid to get from The Pastures to Narborough village!! A feckin quid!!

Costs me £3.60 a day to go to town and back on the bus. I've started walking instead, only takes 40 minutes. Robbing bastards!
 
Costs me £3.60 a day to go to town and back on the bus. I've started walking instead, only takes 40 minutes. Robbing bastards!

If it's all the same company get a pass, it used to be about £12 for a weekly First pass. Similar for Arriva.
 
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