People That Piss You Off

[Macky]

He's inspirational with his carpets I hear.

I've heard he's a sucker

 

[Mawsley]

There's rumours that Jeff's lost the kitchen.

 

[Jeff]

Bugger. my first xmas shopping trip has been moved to the early hours of the morning as it's being covered live by the shopping channel that comes on ITV4 after all the proper programmes have finished.

 

[Blaarev]

Bugger. my first xmas shopping trip has been moved to the early hours of the morning as it's being covered live by the shopping channel that comes on ITV4 after all the proper programmes have finished.

How do you get on with your Thai landlords? Will they allow xmas celebrations or do you need to celebrate Buddha's birthday instead?

 

[Mawsley]

Bad news is coming, the weather is due to get really hot.

He's got a shit house, no fans.

 

[Jeff]

There's rumours that Jeff's lost the kitchen.

I think you misheard. We keep losing stuff in the kitchen (The Aldi room, as it's now called, for sponsorship reasons).
Whenever we have guests we can never find enough tea, coffee, burgers and pies. There's also always a long queue for the toilet (sponsored by Airwick).

 

[RHYDAL]

I think you misheard. We keep losing stuff in the kitchen (The Aldi room, as it's now called, for sponsorship reasons).
Whenever we have guests we can never find enough tea, coffee, burgers and pies. There's also always a long queue for the toilet (sponsored by Airwick).

I'll bet the neighbourhood watch have made some notes about the chains across your front gateway.

 

[Mawsley]

I'll bet the neighbourhood watch have made some notes about the chains across your front gateway.

They also kicked up that he changes his shirt once every two years.

 

[Jeff]

he changes his shirt once every two years.

Once a year, whether I need to or not.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Camera twats. It seems everywhere I go there's always some **** who wants to point a camera at me. **** the **** off.

 

[Blaarev]

Camera twats. It seems everywhere I go there's always some **** who wants to point a camera at me. **** the **** off.

Is it due to your good looks?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Is it due to your good looks?

It, erm... no.

 

[Blaarev]

It, erm... no.

Why then?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Why then?

It's unclear. It's usually family. Bunch of ****s.

 

[homer]

Why then?

'Cos he looks like a freak

 

[Blaarev]

It's unclear. It's usually family. Bunch of *****.

Ah! They're probably hoping for FINALLY getting a picture where you don't look like a .... (put in appropriate description)

 

[Blaarev]

'Cos he looks like a freak

That's not very nice

 

[Blue Maniac]

That's not at all inaccurate

Harsh but fair.

 

[Blaarev]

Ah! They're probably hoping for FINALLY getting a picture where you don't look like a freak

Corrected for me by Homer and BM

 

[homer]

That's not very nice

Pretty much what you would say on viewing the photograph